It occurred to me that I’ve never heard a poem dedicated to brassieres.
You should remedy that.
You have all weekend to work on it.
I realize no one likes assignments, especially over a weekend, so that makes this a two-fer. Heh.
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Have no fear
Brassiere Man is near!
We know that when there’s
danger, never dispair
Because we know that when
there’s danger Brassiere Man is there…
On the land, on the sea and in the air!
🎵 🎶 🎵 🎶
You like the beer cups and I like the bra cups,
You like to google and I like to ogle,
The beer cups, the bra cups, to google, to ogle,
Let’s call the whole thing off!
You like the ham hocks, and I like the buttocks,
You like your Elvis and I like her pelvis,
the ham hocks, the buttocks, your Elvis, her pelvis,
Let’s call the whole thing off!
You like the kitties, and I like the titties,
You like your whiskey and I like she’s frisky,
the kitties, the titties, your whiskey, she’s frisky,
Let’s take the whole brazier off!
🎵 🎶 🎵 🎶
Have no fear
Brassiere Man is near!
We know that when there’s
danger, never dispair
Because we know that when
there’s danger Brassiere Man is there…
On the land, on the sea and in the air!
Adam
Never had’em
This is the way the sag ends
This is the way the sag ends
This is the way the sag ends
Not with a bind, cantilever …
🎵 🎶 🎵 🎶
You like the beer cups and I like the bra cups,
You like to google and I like to ogle,
The beer cups, the bra cups, to google, to ogle,
Let’s call the whole thing off!
You like the ham hocks, and I like the buttocks,
You like your Elvis and I like her pelvis,
the ham hocks, the buttocks, your Elvis, her pelvis,
Let’s call the whole thing off!
You like the kitties, and I like the titties,
You like your whiskey and I like she’s frisky,
the kitties, the titties, your whiskey, she’s frisky,
Let’s take the whole brazier off!
🎵 🎶 🎵 🎶
This really sounds like something Monty Python would have already taken care of for us.
“Hey mister, throw me something.”
“Hey lady, remove your bra.”
“Then I’ll get those great big beads?”
“Of course! It’s Mardi Gras!”
Brassieres:
Doing it’s best
When on the floor
Expose the breast
Held pert before