(Unfortunately, their longstanding policy is “No Substitutions”.)
Chinese scientists develop cancer treatment that makes tumors mimic ‘pork’ with 90% success
Anadolu Ajansı News ServiceChinese scientists have developed a pioneering cancer treatment that modifies tumors to resemble “pork,” effectively triggering the body’s immune system to attack them, according to a report by the South China Morning Post on Monday.
The researchers have engineered tumors to mimic pig tissue, prompting the immune system to recognize them as foreign and launch a targeted attack using the same response that leads to organ transplant rejection.
The study, published in Cell on Jan. 18, employs a genetically modified virus to disguise cancer cells as pig tissue, inducing a hyperacute immune rejection that specifically targets tumors while sparing healthy cells.
Early clinical trials have shown remarkable results, with 90% of patients suffering from advanced, treatment-resistant cancers experiencing either halted tumor growth or shrinkage.
One cervical cancer patient was even declared clinically cured.
This breakthrough offers new hope for patients whose cancers have not responded to conventional therapies, opening a promising new direction in oncology.
The research, led by Professor Zhao Yongxiang, director of the State Key Laboratory of Targeting Oncology at Guangxi Medical University, has gained widespread attention on Chinese social media.
This is great news but is it Kosher? 🐖
Halal no!!!
Chinese researchers said it so it must be true.
So solly. You no good credit score. No get pig juice. You die long time.
We make in Hunan Lab like COVID to thin out white man…tastes like 🐔 chicken kung Pao.
Gene, and if your immune system doesn’t kill the cancer, you turn into a pig. And THEN you’re in the Kung Pao Chicken! (Kung Pao Pork!!)
“… if your immune system doesn’t kill the cancer, you turn into a pig.”
Ha! Joke’s on them. IMAO commenters are already pigs – including the cats and walruses.
Thank God the Interns aren’t pigs, although I’ve never actually seen one since, apparently, Walrus keeps them at his place fulfilling various P L E A S U R E S including frying bacon and pulling pork.
Oh, there is a LOT of pork pulling.
I’ll never eat another pork chop as long as I live.
So I’m confused. Bacon is good. Cancer is bad. I think I got that right. But cured bacon is good and cured cancer is also good. Now I’m completely lost.
And Cured Cancer Bacon is Bad!
So on the plus side Muslims can’t take a cancer cure. Brilliant!
Let them pound sand! 🏝️ 🐫
And goats
Is this going to be called rind-o-plasty?
Now we know the origins of Gamorreans.
https://www.starwars.com/databank/gamorreans
Bib Fortuna sure looks like Pocahontas.
mmmmmm … bacon.
Is there nothing it can’t do?
Is there nothing it can’t do?
No, in fact, there should be a new Super Hero called Pork Man! – Swine of Steel!
Now that the hospital has alerted us to your cure, isn’t it time you reconsidered extending your vehicle warrantee.