“Miss Welch, what have you got for me today?”
“Some memes about being old.”
“That’s all you got?”
“Fraid so sir.”
“Well get ’em up and I’m going for a nap. Care to join me?”
“Why, are you falling apart.?”
“Yes, yes I am.”
Winner
This week.
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There’s nothing funny here, just solid-gold truth!
#4 I wouldn’t do that to a car. But, when they get their own place, I absolutely plan to run through the place wearing shoes I’ve worn to much a chicken coop, then jump on every piece of furniture they own while emptying bags of trash. Probably only aim for a 40%success ratio on the toilet as well.
#5, 8, 9, 10, yep, check check. Making mixed tapes back then was an investment in time, and most of the songs were missing the intro.
Apparently, I had an awesome childhood, except we didn’t use spears, just shillelaghs.