What Happened to South America’s Megafauna?
Archaeology Magazine | October 6, 2025
According to a Phys.org report, large numbers of megafauna bones discovered at archaeological sites in three South American countries suggest that humans regularly consumed giant sloths and giant armadillos between 13,000 and 11,600 years ago. …
… Prates and his team members now think that hunters in South America targeted megafauna because larger animals yielded more food.
DUHH!!
Confirmed by DNA to be Rosie O’Donnell’s ancestors.
The giant sloths not the people.
Go big, then go home…
Why is everyone looking at me?
It was a victim of advances in BBQ sauces…
A boy in my Freshman dorm often targeted Megafauna. Maybe he’s gone global.
Three words.
Every meat burritos
Just after they started exporting the drugs they were previously consuming they slowly realized the animals they were eating weren’t actually all that big after all.
I blame Global Warming.
Simple. The big targets were easier to hit. We are talking about guys with spears here, mister sciencist.
They tried to surf a mega-tsunami.
MAGAfauna, for the win! Chapter six in The Art of The Dele.