Straight Line of the Day: Now That I’ve Got My Horror Movie Effectively Buttoned Down, I Need Good Lines For My Science-Fiction Flick

  • What’s that?
  • Did you eat something that disagrees with you, Spalding?
  • This was sabotage! By someone on this ship!
  • Either these readings are false, or . . .
  • Alpha Three: Come In! Alpha Three: Come In! I’m going to look.

25 Comments

  1. I recently received my 3rd online check for $21,850 which I won by doing a super simple and easy job online. wq300 This online business is amazing and the regular acquisitions that come from it are amazing. Online according to the subtleties

    referenced on…… https:…

  2. The scanner says there is life there, but we don’t know if it’s intelligent or not. I’ll go out on a scouting mission.

    Also applies to bar scenes, and anything to do with a college campus, ahem, I mean, Federation Academy.

  3. Everyone does a dystopian future thing. What about a future where everything is fine? Like… it’s just fine. The twist is, everyone bitches constantly about how horrible everything is. All of their problems are really superficial and meaningless. People fight with each other over nothing, for no reason at all. The jails are all full of folks that committed no crimes. The hospitals are full of healthy people. People take drugs they don’t need.

    oh.. wait.

    That’s the present. Never mind. I’ve got nothing.

    • Not to mention the so-called Space Aliens that resemble 3 feet tall fire ants that could be right under your feet in an underground bunker. They’re not from space though. They have been here longer humans have. 🐜

      • I don’t remember it’s only half a century I think since I saw an original Star Trek episode…I’m revering to a documentary on this persons
        story he saw a crashed UFO right after the first a-bomb test in N.M. and saw a crashed object with (in his words) little upright beings sashaying around outside that resembled fire ants…..and I bet they have one helluva stinger on them.

Leave a Reply

Your email address will not be published. Required fields are marked *

This site uses Akismet to reduce spam. Learn how your comment data is processed.