Straight Line of the Day: On the Twelfth Day of Christmas, My True Love Gave to Me: … Posted by Oppo on 3 December 2025, 12:00 pm
Tuna! That’s why she’s my true love. Any other ladies want to be my true love? 4 Reply to this comment
You are correct, sir. I grew up always hearing it “Five Golden Rings” — and then I started hearing British people on TV singing “Go – old” rings, which strains to fit the rhythm. Reply to this comment
AOC: 12 dumbers dumbing Schmuck Schumer: 12 bummers bumming Nancy Pelosi: 12 rummers rumming Tim Walz & Ilhan Omar: 12 scummers scumming Joke Biden: 3 letters, 11 diapers diaping, you know, the thing Maxine Waters: 12 slummers slumming CBO: 12 summers summing Watergate: 12 plumbers plumbing Jasmine Crackhead: 12 honkeys honking Kamala Harris: 107 lose excuses cackle cackle cackle Gumbeaux: Shirley Partridge in a pear tree 2 Reply to this comment
12 beers-a-drunkin’ and all the other crap from the first 11 days
12 extra pounds
Nothing…same as the previous 11 days.
12 Beautiful Babe leagues.
… a whack right across my left knee…
Tuna!
That’s why she’s my true love.
Any other ladies want to be my true love?
… the crisp, refreshing taste of Pepsi.
A Dozen Docents Dozin’
Eleven leavin’ lovin’
… Five Cold Drinks
I think you mean “colden drinks”
You are correct, sir. I grew up always hearing it “Five Golden Rings” — and then I started hearing British people on TV singing “Go – old” rings, which strains to fit the rhythm.
Golden rings are a species of pheasant.
Well, OK, but I prefer the specious of peasants.
Chlamydia.
AOC: 12 dumbers dumbing
Schmuck Schumer: 12 bummers bumming
Nancy Pelosi: 12 rummers rumming
Tim Walz & Ilhan Omar: 12 scummers scumming
Joke Biden: 3 letters, 11 diapers diaping, you know, the thing
Maxine Waters: 12 slummers slumming
CBO: 12 summers summing
Watergate: 12 plumbers plumbing
Jasmine Crackhead: 12 honkeys honking
Kamala Harris: 107 lose excuses cackle cackle cackle
Gumbeaux: Shirley Partridge in a pear tree