Prego is selling a surveillance device that records your family dinner conversations and sends them to the Library of Congress. It sold out immediately.
Not The Bee | May 02, 2026 | Mister RetropsPrego Pasta Sauce announced they were teaming up with StoryCorps to create a device that would store pasta while also eavesdropping on, recording, and, according to some reports, uploading your family’s dinner conversations to the Library of Congress.
It gets even crazier.
The devices sold out almost instantly! (Probably picked up by some guys in an unmarked van).
To be fair, though, Prego promised the devices won’t upload your conversations without permission.
…on me it would record how I support Trump 100% while also condemning the Dims on every front with a minimum of cursing.
Prego huh? That’s what we used to call gals who got pregnant…El Pregos from the hispanics and just Prego for me and the gringos.