Works like this: I feed you Moon Nukers a straight line, and you hit me with a punch line in the comments.
Now open – a bank run entirely by robots. Among its unique features…
Works like this: I feed you Moon Nukers a straight line, and you hit me with a punch line in the comments.
Now open – a bank run entirely by robots. Among its unique features…
is that the robots can deny your loan application in twenty-three different languages, including C# and LISP.
…it only deals in bit coins and byte coins
…the robots come from the factory with card skimmers pre-installed.
…the tellers are not in cages.
…the debt-collection department is populated by battle-bots…
…they don’t feel bad when they turn down your loan…
…the Pottertron 2000 could send it’s minions to take control of Savings & Loans run by warped frustrated young men with much more efficiency than the old way.
…more empathy from the employees.
Now open – a bank run entirely by robots. Among its unique features…
let us just say the Free Toasters for account openings are “Special”.
Now open – a bank run entirely by robots. Among its unique features…
when they ignore you, they really, really can ignore you.
Danger Will Robinson! Your checking account is overdrawn!
Each greeting starts with.. “Are you Sarah Connah?”
When you put 10 on your withdrawal slip you only receive two singles.
You’re only able to make a withdrawal when you pul the tellers arm and the display comes up three 7s.
Their Indian accent for phone banking is easier to understand.
At the end of a transaction they say, Please play again.
Now open – a bank run entirely by robots. Among its unique features…
a different definition of “Redlining”.
Loans at 2% over Prime Directive.
[MEF voice: “Wait, is that Star Trek? Oh, who cares. It’s science-damn-fiction.”]
Loans require Kollateral Barada Nikto
Collateral Borrowed has nixed dough
I was trying to come up with one for Gort, but couldn’t until you came up with ‘Kollateral’
.. a giant sign on Mr. Mooney.
Dough me aragato Mr. Roboto.