Works like this: I feed you Moon Nukers a straight line, and you hit me with a punch line in the comments.
The world’s largest T. Rex was discovered in Canada. His name…
Works like this: I feed you Moon Nukers a straight line, and you hit me with a punch line in the comments.
The world’s largest T. Rex was discovered in Canada. His name…
The world’s largest T. Rex was discovered in Canada. His name…
Sue.
The world’s largest T. Rex was discovered in Canada. His name…
Ban G.A. Gong
The world’s largest T. Rex was discovered in Canada. His name…
is Mudd.
The world’s largest T. Rex was discovered in Canada. His name…
is Nanook.
…Tiny.
What amazes me is the T-Rex had huge powerful legs and jaws. But had the teeny tiny arms that were basically worthless.
…Mr. T. Rex.
I pity the fool that doesn’t use Mister.
All his relatives were converted to coal and oil. I pity the fuel.
…Cuddles.
…Pea Brain
… Calvin.
…Mr. Tibbs.
Yuuuuuuuuuuuge
The world’s largest T. Rex was discovered in Canada. His name…
was withheld pending notification of next of kin.
… Torontosaurus Rex.
The world’s largest T. Rex was discovered in Canada. His name…
the Great Gazoo
John Jacob Jingleheimer Schmidt
Johann Gambolputty… de von Ausfern-schplenden-schlitter-crasscrenbon-fried-digger-dingle-dangle- dongle-dungle-burstein-von-knacker-thrasher-apple-banger-horowitz- ticolensic-grander-knotty-spelltinkle-grandlich-grumblemeyer- spelterwasser-kurstlich-himbleeisen-bahnwagen-gutenabend-bitte-ein- nurnburger-bratwustle-gernspurten-mitz-weimache-luber-hundsfut- gumberaber-shonedanker-kalbsfleisch-mittler-aucher von Hautkopft of Ulm
Yet they call him Scotty…go figure.
They givin’ it all they got but the dilithium crystals canna take no more!
… Hardcore Dent In Mud.
The world’s largest T. Rex was discovered in Canada. His name…
Mister Mxyzptlk
…Barry but he’s changing it to Brenda as he now identifies as a T. Regina.
He was a Trannysaurus Rex?
The world’s largest T. Rex was discovered in Canada. His name…
Betosaurus.
That can’t be, he was found in Canada not in Texas.
Probably a misidentified Trudeausaurus.
The world’s largest T. Rex was discovered in Canada. His name…
’Tis but thy name that is mine enemy:
What’s Montague? It is not hand nor foot,
Nor arm, nor face, nor any other part.
What’s in a name? That which we call a rose,
By any other name would smell as sweet.
{Inter Romeo}
The world’s largest T. Rex was discovered in Canada. His name…
Really Big Chicken
… B.U.G. (Big Unfriendly Giant)
The world’s largest T. Rex was discovered in Canada. His name…
TR Triple
The world’s largest T. Rex was discovered in Canada. His name…
Ruler Rex T Blade.
The world’s largest T. Rex was discovered in Canada. His name…
Moon Unit
The world’s largest T. Rex was discovered in Canada. His name…
you wouldn’t be able to pronounce it, eh?
…Toothy McShort-Arms…
…Steve Currie
The world’s largest T. Rex was discovered in Canada. His name…
Trump Rex, I bet you thought the “T” was for Tyrannosaurus didn’t ya?
…Dudley Do-Right…
Bank of China
The world’s largest T. Rex was discovered in Canada. His name…
Big Carrot
I demand an Obscury ruling on this reference.
Obscury!
How do you even know about Big Carrot?
You got to know these things when you’re King.
The world’s largest T. Rex was discovered in Canada. His name…
Will be dinner if I catch up with him! I mean just look at the size of those drumsticks!! ~ Harland D. Sanders, Colonel, Kentucky National Guard
…American T. Rex’s Hat.
The world’s largest T. Rex was discovered in Canada. His name…
will be George. I will hug him and squeeze him.
The world’s largest T. Rex was discovered in Canada. His name…
His name is Jim, but most people call him… Jim.
The world’s largest T. Rex was discovered in Canada. His name…
some may call him…Tim.
Or maybe the Waco Kid.
I didn’t get a harumph from that dinosaur. You better watch Jurassic!
Or Howard Johnson.
DamnCat Johnson is right!
Oppo Johnson is right about DamnCat Johnson being right!!
Everyone on this board knew someone was going to have to post this.
… and I’m just glad these young people were here to see it.
Put your Johnsons away, gentlemen!
Awww… we were having fun with our Johnsons 🙁
Satan’s Hat.
(sorry, wrong thread)
…MISTER Sidney Poitier.
…always last to be called when choosing sides for basketball.
…was hockey puck, according to the worlds largest D. Rickles.
…was tattooed on his mama’s shoulder.
Trailer park Rex?
The world’s largest T. Rex was discovered in Canada. His name…
was changed to protect the innocent.
…Rex McKenzie, ancestor of Bob and Doug McKenzie.
Don’t like that? Take off, you hosers.
… The Great Wiped North
…Rex Rex Bo Bex Banana Fana Fo Fex Fee Fi Mo Mex Rex.
The world’s largest T. Rex was discovered in Canada. His name…
Is Mr. Earl…although they often call him Speedo.
Is he a Duke as well?
Yup!! Of Earl.
… Old Man Itoba. And he would have remained undiscovered, if it wasn’t for those meddling kids!!
Are you sure it’s not meddling archaeologists?
You can’t spell “an archaeologist” without “anarchist”!
… Fossil Eyes.
… Rufus T. Big-Ball-Of-Firefly
… Rob [or Laura] Petrify
… Rommel, the Magnificent Past Tarred
TAS*
*That’s a stretch
… Extinky.
… Poutine Shake.
… Kid Tyrannomite!
… Maladjustin’ Bieber.
… YouGone Jack.
“Roarest Gump. People call me Roarest Gump.”
The world’s largest T. Rex was discovered in Canada. His name…
Is Schnitzengruben.
James Schnitzengruben…and he likes his martinis shaken, not stirred!
It’s twoo, it’s twoo!
— James Bond / Blazing Saddles / dinosaur crossover joke courtesy of Eon Flaming.
…being Canadian, he was probably the politest T-Rex ever, and the cold weather might have made his skin look purple… I’m going to go with Barney.