Christ Compels You to Vote

If everyone is touting this big “separation of church and state” thing, how come so many polling places are at churches? I mean, voting if the holiest of holies in our democracy, so wouldn’t you want that most separated from churches? Has the ACLU ever complained about this?
Then again, the ACLU is always complaining. Here’s a funny idea: let’s pass a law saying all ACLU members must be sealed up in cardboard boxes. The ACLU would then come out saying, “This is a violation of people’s civil liberties!” but it would sound exactly the same as all their other protesting, so people would ignore them. Then the law would be passed, and all ACLU members would be taped up tight in cardboard boxes. We could then take the card board boxes and hang them from the ceiling with rope. Next, we could spin the boxes or hit them with sticks.
Now what was I talking about again?

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  1. Would the boxes require airholes?
    Oh, yea, I forgot…while waiting for delivery to parties, if they had no air, then they’d be passed out while the boxes got whacked, taking all the fun out…Ok, holes are good….

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