If everyone is touting this big “separation of church and state” thing, how come so many polling places are at churches? I mean, voting if the holiest of holies in our democracy, so wouldn’t you want that most separated from churches? Has the ACLU ever complained about this?
Then again, the ACLU is always complaining. Here’s a funny idea: let’s pass a law saying all ACLU members must be sealed up in cardboard boxes. The ACLU would then come out saying, “This is a violation of people’s civil liberties!” but it would sound exactly the same as all their other protesting, so people would ignore them. Then the law would be passed, and all ACLU members would be taped up tight in cardboard boxes. We could then take the card board boxes and hang them from the ceiling with rope. Next, we could spin the boxes or hit them with sticks.
Now what was I talking about again?
First!
Wait, whaddayamean ‘preorder’? I wanna the shirt NOW!!!~
::shakes fist::
(and to think I dislike dogs)
(wrong post. Ah well, Chomps + ACLU = must see)
It would be funnier if the ACLU members were put into truck trailers and shipped to Iran.
ACLU pinatas?
ACLU pinatas would be awesome. Little children could wack them, and then run in when it breaks and collect their organs in a little baggie to take home. Good clean fun!
I got to thinking the other day what would be the next target of the goddless commies after the schools are cleaned of any message on morality what-so-ever. I think it was as I drove by Emmanual hospital.
Hmmm, big visible target, relys on ferderal funding, has to have a link to Christian values that must be obliterated…
http://www.communistsforkerry.com
Would the boxes require airholes?
Oh, yea, I forgot…while waiting for delivery to parties, if they had no air, then they’d be passed out while the boxes got whacked, taking all the fun out…Ok, holes are good….