Oh no! What will happen if Kerry wins?
I shall use my psychic powers and tell you…
Kerry stared out the window of the White House. “No one told me there were so many colored folk in D.C.,” he moaned, “Can’t I move my headquarters to Cape Cod?”
“Don’t worry,” Teresa said, “I am African-American like them. I’m also the queen of Portugal! Wagga wagga wagga!”
“So, what are you first thoughts on assuming office?” asked a reporter.
“I served in Vietnam,” Kerry answered.
“And how do you feel being only the second insane First Lady?” a reporter asked Teresa.
“Cancer can be cured by wearing Saran-Wrap and dancing the waltz! Wagga wagga wagga!” Teresa answered.
A panicked aide ran into the room. “America has just suffered another terror attack!”
“Hey! My first priority is healthcare!” Kerry answered, “You tell those terrorists I served in Vietnam.”
“But the Republicans in Congress won’t pass your plan,” the aide answered, “They hate you. They even passed a resoultion saying so.”
“Don’t they know who I am?!” Kerry fumed.
“My left shoe has magical powers!” Teresa exclaimed, “Wagga wagga wagga!”
They could hear an explosion nearby.
“So are you going to do anything about terrorism?” the aide asked.
“I’m outsourcing that problem to France,” Kerry said.
“But I thought you made it clear in your campaign your against outsourcing?” a reporter asked.
“I thought I also made it clear I constantly change my mind on things,” Kerry said indignantly. He then saw himself in the mirror. “Someone needs to paint me more orange!”
Yay! That means time for a potty break!
Who’s got the Kool-Aid?
First to say first!
can you say butt kissing France?
The only good news about Kerry winning is that Hillary won’t be our next Pres.
I’ll be known by my First MIDDLE and Last name. That’s what!
I hope your soon-to-be Kerry “what if” scenario does not become prophetic..but I just found you were very correct about monkeys.I found this on Drudge a few minutes ago;
http://asia.news.yahoo.com/041102/ap/d863k83o0.html
OMG!
A Daschle lawyer has been arrested for interfering w/ election workers duties.
OOOOoo he’s gonna lose big.
Wagga wagga wagga?
so strange, but its funny.
The first insane first lady being Hillary I presume.
I’m not sure Hillary is insane, at least no more so than Nixon. Theresa Heinz, on the other hand, is certifiable.
Teresa Heinz Kerry relegated to where are they now status. 11/21/20.
(shakes head in dissapointment) jonag, it was Mary Todd Lincoln. though, maybe there’s something to this three name thing.
That’s right. Poor Mary Todd. I would have gone crazy too.
That was a good post, thank you!
Interesting… Thanks for sharing that.
These posts are great. I now know why I keep coming back. Thanks!
I know why I keep coming back. Thanks!