After years of studying my arch enemy Doom has come to believe that John Edwards does not have a signature kung-fu move. What Doom has found though is that Mr. Edwards draws his power from the massive wave in his hair. He will stop at nothing to preserve it and may one day single handedly cause the Ozone layer to collapse ontop of itself. We must work together and put an end to Mr. Edwards for the he threatens the fate of mankind!
Maybe Edwards’ move involves creating a mass of static electricity in his hair and shooting it at people… I wonder how Aquaman would stand against him…
Doom’s move is the Iron Backhand.
What’s John sKerry’s move?
The surrender flag wave?
nah John Kerry does the Botox glare.
the surrender wave is only his secondary move
Hi, Frankie!
Goodluck tonight!
Love, Sarah (your sis)
After years of studying my arch enemy Doom has come to believe that John Edwards does not have a signature kung-fu move. What Doom has found though is that Mr. Edwards draws his power from the massive wave in his hair. He will stop at nothing to preserve it and may one day single handedly cause the Ozone layer to collapse ontop of itself. We must work together and put an end to Mr. Edwards for the he threatens the fate of mankind!
Maybe Edwards’ move involves creating a mass of static electricity in his hair and shooting it at people… I wonder how Aquaman would stand against him…
What’s Rumsfield’s?
Take a look.
Drunken Temple Boxing is magnifique!
Um, I’m pretty sure it’s the Flying Elephant Knuckle Punch.
To uh, uh…counteract the Running Mouth Donkey Kick.
Dammit Frank!!
I’m a U.N. Election Observer, not a floorshow Kung-fu expert!! Go ask Paimei these hard questions…