Cindy Sheehan, having discovered that determination can overcome genetics and the Will Of God, announced today that she will live to be 1,000
When asked how it could be possible, she mentioned she would wait that long to see George W. Bush tried for crimes against humanity. When asked for his response, President Bush could not guarantee that he would live equally long enough to answer any and all charges.
Many scientists predict that living 1,000 years may be possible because that will be how long it will take you to get a doctor’s appointment under socialized healthcare.
Michael J. Fox, an actor who has supported stem cell research and anything else that might offer him hope – Natural Bee’s Honey, Hoodia, and voting Democrat – stated that if Cindy did indeed have supernatural genetic ability, then she should donate stem cells to help his cause.
Receiving stem cells from Cindy Sheehan should be designated a communicable disease-renaming her “Typhoid Mary”. You could become as much a Moonbat as she is…
Wow, that’s a relief. Now we know that it’s impossible for her to be the Dark Lord Sauron, since Sauron’s at LEAST 5000 years old.
Do we get to kill her like they do babies? I mean, she is headed for the trash heap anyway.
once again, Dr Ducky has hit the nail on the head.
now if only someone would do that to cindy sheeeeehan…
great job, Ducky!
I saw her picture…she only has a couple of years to go…what’s the big deal?
Cindy…if only someone could be tried for stupidity, you’d get your 1000 years!
ussjimmycarter,
Now, let’s be fair. She doesn’t look a day over 877.
I and my super zombie Christopher Reeve will feast off the blood of the conservatives! Oh, by the way, I really like Hispanic blood, I think it is all the saffron they use.