So, Frank J. is now 40? As in older than Jack Benny?
In honor of this special day, we present this totally real, completely unedited, genuine birthday greeting from the President of the United States.
Happy birthday, Frank J., from all of us that have enjoyed IMAO over the years.
(Hey, the rest of you, leave your birthday wishes in the comments.)
Happy Birthday!
[puts cake on table]
[lights candles]
Make a wish!
40! They grow up so fast. Ready for his first pair of bifocals.
Happy Birthday!
Happy birthday!
Happy Birthday Frank J! Enjoy some Folgers Crystals.
And many more!
Happy Birthday Frank, and to the rest of you…get off his lawn.
Happy birthday!
There’s a– a giant sign on the moon. It says…
Happy Birthday Frank.