Archive of entries posted on 2nd June 2019

Jurassic Times Call for Drastic Measures

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The elephants in the room
(We pretend they’re tame)
All portend our doom —
But they have no name.

The 800-pound gorillas
Impervious to force
Imperious as Attila —
Are anonymous, of course.

The massive Trojan horses &
Passive dinosaurs
Are resistible forces
That everyone ignores.

The bucks will never stop
And neither will the game
Unless we bring in a bull from a china shop —
So he can take the blame.

Satyrs’ Faction (Song Parody)

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Based on the song by — come on, you know who

(A “cooperation cookies” effort by Walruskkkch & Oppo)

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I can’t get nose satisfaction
I can’t get nose satisfaction
‘Cause I try
And they cry
And I try
And they cry
I can’t get no, I can’t get no

When they’re in their parents cellar
And some Xe posts on the inter ‘tubes’
Xe’s tellin’ them less and less
And it’s all just useless information
But it still creates some agitation

I can’t get no statist action
I can’t get no statist action
I can’t get no,
Oh no, no, no
Hey hey hey,
That’s what I say.

When I’m Biden around the world
And I’m gropin’ this and I’m grabbin’ that
Tryin’ to sniff some girl, who tells me
“Grabby, better come back maybe ten years
Can’t you see I’m with the Mouseketeers?”
I can’t get no
Nose satisfaction . . .

When I’m watchin’ my TV
And a man comes on and tells me
How white my privilege may be
But he, he won’t make demands
‘Cause he don’t do coke
 with
The same surrogates as me
I can’t get no
Nose satisfaction . . .

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