Works like this: I feed you Moon Nukers a straight line, and you hit me with a punch line in the comments.
Among the phrases that will get you banned from Facebook…
Works like this: I feed you Moon Nukers a straight line, and you hit me with a punch line in the comments.
Among the phrases that will get you banned from Facebook…
Among the phrases that will get you banned from Facebook…
Swordfish
Among the phrases that will get you banned from Facebook…
well I’m not saying its “Aliens” but… its “Aliens”.
“I’m not saying it’s Aliens, but it’s hookers and blow, not Basil.”
Chrimminy! Its BASIL not BASIL!
Among the phrases that will get you banned from Facebook…
“What’s the frequency Mark?”
How may I help you?
Trump 2020 . . . and beyond!
Among the phrases that will get you banned from Facebook…
“Who’s yer daddy?”
Among the phrases that will get you banned from Facebook…
Is it Basil or Basil?
…is actually calling The Zuc a fool to his face at a IT security conference. (true story, btw)
YGDFT!!! YLTATSOTE!!!… Oh, wait…That get’s you a promotion…
Among the phrases that will get you banned from Facebook…
“Dear fb: I never said I hated you. I said if you were on fire I might consider roasting marshmallows…big difference”.
Among the phrases that will get you banned from Facebook…
is a phrase so hateful and repugnant to the operators of Facebook that if you are even thinking about posting it will get you banned.
TINSTAAFL
It that anything like TANSTAAFL?
That would be it, darn spell check LOL
Oh, I just assumed you were correcting the grammar
Now that’s a Facebook banning right there.
Among the phrases that will get you banned from Facebook…
Orange Man Good.
climate change hoax
Among the phrases that will get you banned from Facebook…
White…
Among the phrases that will get you banned from Facebook…
“There are certain phrases that will guarantee you get banned at Facebook.”
…Wankel rotary engine…
…Mark Zuckerberg is a big fat doo-doo head…
Among the phrases that will get you banned from Facebook…
well I don’t know about Facebook this one tells you that you’ve been kicked off IMAO.
Your browser sent a request that this server could not understand.
Size of a request header field exceeds server limit.
I just knew you had a big head ……er
stupid English pigdog
large wooden badger
nuclear wessels
How much for the little girl… Your women, we want to buy your women.
“You’d do it for Randolph Scott.”
Among the phrases that will get you banned from Facebook…
upstart!
Among the phrases that will get you banned from Facebook…
“Huh, Mongo straight!”
….plumber…. …candygram…. …landshark….
…mendacious ambergris snorter.
You can fool some of the people some of the time….. and jerk the rest off.
Is that a Zuckerberg in your pocket, or are you just glad to see me?
There’s a Zuckerberg born every minute.
Among the phrases that will get you banned from Facebook…
All your Base belong to us
Among the phrases that will get you banned from Facebook…
LETS
GET
READY
TO
RUUUUUUUMMMMMBLLLLLLLLEEEEEEE!!!!!
…at least MySpace wasn’t run by fascists.
Among the phrases that will get you banned from Facebook…
My country tis of thee,
Sweet land of liberty,
Of thee I sing.
Land where my fathers died!
Land of the Pilgrim’s pride!
From every mountain side,
Let freedom ring!
What’s the difference between facebook and a trampoline?
You take off your shoes to jump on a trampoline.
…”I think….”
We don need no steenking “top fan” badjiss.
Among the phrases that will get you banned from Facebook…
‘Fredobook’..I thought it was your name.
What kind of dingbat actually believes that Facebook is so powerful that a few planted posts from a Macedonian server farm is going change the outcome of an election?
…I rely on FB to keep my small business viable.
I yam what I yam
How do you make Facebook help you with your small business?
Start with a large business.
The German words for “Victory hail!” – really. I got a note from Facebook that I had violated their “community standards”. I had posted it as a sarcastic comment about some fascistic thing the Obama administration had done.
Anything in German
Among the phrases that will get you banned from Facebook…
Ni!
That’s why I now say, Ecky-ecky-ecky- ecky-pikang-zoom-boing
That’ll get ya banned too.
Ni
LEEROY JENKINS!
Ask Mad Mike; it’s his story to tell.
Are surprise, fear, a fanatical devotion to the pope, and nice red capes. I’ll come in again.
Among the phrases that will get you banned from Facebook…
“One on’t cross beams gone owt askew on treddle.”
They just told you to say that, didn’t they? You didn’t expect all these questions . . .
You some kind of Spanish Inquisition?
“The new sheriff’s a nih.”
Among the phrases that will get you banned from Facebook…
“no sidewindin’ bushwackin’, hornswagglin’ cracker croaker is gonna rouin me bishen cutter.”
. . . and, come to think of it, the entire rest of the script from that movie.
Except the womenfolk.
Facebook spares the womenfolk?
No they rape the s**t out of the conservative ones.
Religious Freedom (Actually happened today to a page making the case for religious freedom)
It could be a tumor
No joke, I am currently suspended from facebook for seven days for talking about a previous two day suspension for “hate speech” for saying that hepatitis is “white trash AIDS”.
“White trash” was probably Okay so I’m guessing it was the insult afforded the AIDS virus. You are simply not valuing every living thing. Also, I think that to them “White Trash” is redundant so you may have PO’d some grammar Nazi.
…Facebook, Mother Nature’s pimp, accepts carbon credits as payment.
…here’s a link to FrankJ’s Random Thoughts.
…Hitler might be Facebook’s poster-child, but he wasn’t extreme enough to run it.
…privacy is a non-Democrat-politician construct.
…who’s a Fredo Vagina Woof?
Bacon for the “Fredo” straight line
‘Go ahead . . . make my day.’