B2 (pronounced “Beto”): Backfire bomber.
Cabal News: Self-explanatory.
Chutzpbuh: Muslim countries sitting on the UN Human Rights Council.
Craptonight: A force emanating from the TV that imperils all champions of truth, justice, and the American Way.
Equine-imity: The surprising self-assurance of Prince Charles.
Hummuside: A way of asking “Got any French Onion dip?”
Hundred-Yard Daesh: Nickname for a terrorist spotted by a laser-guided missile.
Karmageddon: Hollywood’s #MeToo movement.
MAGArita: A celebratory cocktail.
MeLenin: An attribute of communists of color.
Nazistalgia: The yearning for an actual evil to oppose.
Peeping Toms: The prowletariat.
Pressimism: Media reports during a Republican administration.
Racket Science: The study of liberal agendas.
Self-Azured: The mental state of a politician from a Blue state.
Synthusiasm: Support for Beto O’Rourke.
Vagilantes: Feminists with rope.
Poultry in motion: A chicken crossing the road.
All of antifa has Nazistalgia. Which is weird, because there’s plenty of evil needs killin in the Middle East
They might fight back.
For years, The Washington Post held a contest where you made a new word or phrase by taking an established one and adding, remoiving, or changing a single letter. (I heard about this through “Car Talk.” Some of the winners:
Reintarnation: dying and coming back as a Southerner.
Sarchasm: the gap between a sarcastic remark and the person who doesn’t get it.
The Dopeler Effect: The tendency of stupid ideas to seem smarter when they come at you rapidly.
And my favorite, which should need no explanation: Ignoranus.
I don’t get the last one.
It simply means, a stupid a**hole.
Sorry, still no clue.