In our on-going efforts to prevent clearly false information from being spread unchecked on the Internet, and thereby unduly interfering in our long-treasured system of Democratcy, Snoops.com, the self-annointed final arbiter on what is or is not truly true to The Truth™, has been given full access to this blatantly Truth™ offending blog by direct order of the Tribunal Unmoved by Right-wing Demands for Speech, or, TURDS!
We have assigned one of our ace fact-checkers, Frieda N. Trood, to monitor this site on a full-time basis to ensure its readers will no longer be fooled by the posting of clearly false or misleading stories under the guise of “satire” or “humor.” Since everyone knows that no one on the Right has any sense of humor that anyone who matters is aware of, we have taken it upon ourselves to clean up the Internet of attacks on The Truth™ using such flimsy excuses.
Ms. Trood will be free and unencumbered to post as she sees fit, fact-checking random items found on this site which she sees as a threat to Our Democratcy. Bloggers and commenters alike are duly warned that this site is now being closely monitored and anything you post here (or anywhere else on the Internet for that matter) can and will be used against you by TURDS to ban you from all further participation in Social Media. So there!
Repent and be miserable, all ye White Supremacist Cis-Gendered filth! We’re watching you!!!
Watching over us like a guardian angel.
Though I must say, Ms. Trood, that is a very bold fashion choice. If I were the one cast as an angel, I would have gone with the white robe, rather than the red onesie.
You do realize, of course, Mr. Demon, that Lucifer was, in fact, an Angel!
Any relation to Dolores Umbridge?
Just for that, Mr. Olson, you shall write “I must not tell lies” 1,000 times… and you will not be needing any ink!
And then…
A spanking!
Does that Snopes logo look like Sauron has gained stereoscopic vision?
KKK right there in your screen name, Mr. Walrus. Not hiding it very well now, are we?
Koo-Koo-Kachoo baby.
Ms. Trood, in future correspondence, please use my preferred pronoun of “Guru”.
Ms. Trood,
Have you been assigned an office at IMAO headquarters? You’ll need to stay close to keep an eye on these rascally bloggers.
I’m picturing Stan Freberg’s “Elderly Man River”…
So was I……………….
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=PLlTlYfqQV4
Thanks for finding that!