From an NPR interview:
Q: But how do you get people excited to show up on Election Day —
A: Watch.
Q: For a return to the status quo before Donald Trump?
A: It’s not the status quo before Donald Trump. It’s a totally different world. Look, I promise you. Let’s put it this way. Take me out of the equation.
If, in fact, someone is able to get past, in the United States Congress, a, a, Obamacare with a public option that provides for a limitation of $1,000 deductible on on on any bills someone gets, makes everybody available to everybody who’s on Medicaid, to be able to get involved free, reduces drug prices significantly, turns around and provides for early education, which I’m the only one that’s laid it out clearly for everyone, 3, 4 and 5 year olds, which will fundamentally change their prospects of succeeding, gets climate change moving. What do you think they’ll be talked about in five years?
Could you repeat that?
We got trouble, right here in River City…
Probably still be talking about hairy legs in 5 years…
I think the Bad Lip Reading of his campaign commercial is the most sense he’s ever made.
Joe will have gone out and the halls of congress will mourn like a pope has passed. He’ll lay in state until someone is reminded he needs to be buried because West Virginia is complaining about the smell. TV and radio will broadcast every detail 24/7 and Jimmy Carter will be wheeled out to comment.
Was he saying that while fumbling with steel balls in his hand?
Olson Johnson: [after listening to Biden] Now who can argue with that? I think we’re all indebted to Joe Biden for clearly stating what needed to be said. I’m particularly glad that these lovely children were here today to hear that speech. Not only was it authentic Democrat political gibberish, it expressed a courage little seen in this day and age.
uh…say WHAT?