You Are Now the Sheriff of Nottingham

An election was held.

We’ve calculated the results.

Congratulations, Sheriff!

(You’ll do what we say, won’t you?)

There were mail-in ballots. No one can see them.

There were in-person balllots also. No one but us counted them.

All that data is propietary.

Back off, man! We’re scientists!

Follow the science, as Biden says.

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