Media Delay Reporting on Suicide Bombers Until They Can Ascertain Their Preferred Pronouns

“Yes, little bits have been identified, but how would they have identified themselves? As LGBQT bits, or as BIPOC bits? We simply don’t know.”

“Also, it’s too early to call this a hate crime. It may have been merely a cry for help.”

Congress has appropriated more money to study the issue.

Major has bitten the lead scientist.

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