We beat Bill Maher. That’ll do, pigs. That’ll do.
In fact, it’s now in the top 100 Kindle books and is number 3 in humor, just slightly behind that book written by Kelly from The Office. So you have to ask yourself, America: Who’s funnier — Me or Kelly from The Office?

Does that mean your ready to write about other stuff?
Ok. I’ve bought a copy.
I’ll get to it after school books and such.
Yes! I can get it for my Nook! Thanks for that. 🙂
Literally just bought it, sure glad I’m the one that put you over the top and not some insufferable critic or something.
Woot!
Just bought your book to read on my android because I’m not cool enough to own a Kindle. Thanks for all the years of free entertainment. I guess it was time to pay the piper. 🙂
So I was going to buy your book but then I went to Barnes & Noble’s website and it said “Read in Seconds”. Really? I’m going to spend $1.99 for a book that only takes seconds to read?
Just kidding, of course. I bought it anyway and am looking forward to reading it. Hopefully it keeps me entertained for quite a while.
My mother could beat Bill Maher.
Awesome!
You’re welcome. (bought my copy just this afternoon. Heh.)
Bought and read it tonight. Really funny. If you don’t agree you’re just a stupid racist. Actually everybody will like it. Progressives will hang on every word and take it literally while the rest of us recognize satire.
Looking forward to future books from Frank J.
For $2, I’ll buy. I don’t click on your ads, so the least I can do is buy the book.
Frank’s getting beat by a girl.
What’s this “we” stuff?
“We” didn’t write a book.
You’re also beating Scott Ott! And his book is also about laughing at Obama.
Mark your calendars, for the first time in history Scott Ott says, “Damn you FrnakJ!”
Veeshir, Scott Ott doesn’t use that kind of language. 😉 Frank even tried to bait him into it once, and he said, “Bless you, Frank J!”
I told my sister about your book.
Soon all her friends will know, and their friends will know, and so on, and so on…
Glad to help.
I see you’re also outselling “I Sleep in Hitler’s Room – An American Jew Visits Germany.” Anti-Semite!
Downloaded your book to Kindle (3 seconds) and read it in one 1 hour sitting. Very clever and funny, esp. the comparisons to previous “white” presidents —racist!
Book was great but too short. But then again, what can one expect for 2 bucks.
Reminded me of Mark Twain selling his articles. Mark Twain of the 21st century.
I discovered that one can download a Kindle app for one’s PC (for free) and immediately bought Frank’s book. The awesome capitalism on display here makes my heart palipatate.
I did the same Critter. I am too poor to buy a kindle or whatever u nder the Obama economy. Can I riot now?
Frank beat Maher. Frank has teh awesome. Buttercup should be proud.
Congrats Frank!
I like to imagine Bill Maher frothing at the mouth because he’s so upset that his book is getting beat by Frank’s book. I think any scene from Lord of the Rings with Gollum would acurately portray his state of mind (and his apperance): “We hates Frank J., yes we does. He stole our precious!”
Frank, you’re also beating Erma Bombeck. Is Erma Bombeck even still alive? It’s not nice to beat dead people. In fact, I’m not sure if it’s legal to beat the deceased. Mostly because you have to dig them up first.
I stand corrected.
Correction:
For the first time in history Scott Ott doesn’t say, “Bless you FrnakJ!”
#23 – Ernie Loco,
“I like to imagine Bill Maher…”
You mean like this?
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=Iz-8CSa9xj8&feature=related
😉
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