I will be on the south lawn today popping lady fingers with a few Transexuals. I can show them a few firework tricks I learned as a kid after I got my stuttering under control….man.
“Hunter’s lawyers said the cocaine found in the White House did not belong to him, and they demand that it be returned to him. He has done nothing wrong.”
WANTED
…a brain?
The moment you realize that it was a bit more than a fart.
(sigh)…. The things you kids drag home. OK. You can keep him. Up in the attic.
Clown Time!
I see his eyes are somewhat blue again. Often he has some sort of weirdo black teleprompter contact lenses in.
I will be on the south lawn today popping lady fingers with a few Transexuals. I can show them a few firework tricks I learned as a kid after I got my stuttering under control….man.
You’re assuming the gender of the lady fingers? They could be male bum fingers. In fact, probably are.
Man Fingers just doesn’t have as nice a ring to it ..unless one goes off right above your right ear like me once and made it ring for three days.
Me and three friends in high school:
Two on land, two in a rowboat.
All four using Wrist Rockets to zing lit firecrackers at each other, in what we called “the War of 1812.”
Freaking miracle none of us ended up in the hospital.
Oh, and it was dusk, so you couldn’t always see them to dodge them.
This thread is making me want to listen to ‘Memories’ by Elvis…or maybe ‘I did it my way’.
Design for new Bud Light can, to reclaim all those Nascar fans they lost.
“Three questions, Mr. President: What is your name, what is your quest, and what is your favorite color?”
He got lost after “Three”.
Joe Biden Views Babesleaga Group U / Week 7: Kristen Bell vs Angelina Jolie
“Hunter’s lawyers said the cocaine found in the White House did not belong to him, and they demand that it be returned to him. He has done nothing wrong.”
The Stockton Rush Presidency Suddenly Begins To Implode
Close-set beedy eyes. Look out!
I don’t think I’ll be very keen. We’ve already got one, you see…
If that’s our present, I fear for our future…
-The reason the White House banned flashlights in the press room.
Everywhere he walks in public heard muttering the phrase “don’t fall… don’t fall… don’t fall…”
I believe the scientific name is, that it is a “Rehoboth Mouth Breather.” Unable to be grown from seed, they are produced from the graft process….