(1) If the Road Runner were to be appointed Vice President, would he not do a better job than Kamala Harris?
(2) Would he finish every sentence with “Veep Veep”?
(3) In a cost vs. benefit analysis, would the Coyote get enough nutrition from the Road Runner to offset the energy expended in chasing him down and setting traps?
Yes
Yes
No
Parsing the question. Would he do a better job. Yes. The wet Hartford Current promotional circular that has been sitting at the end of my driveway for the last week would do a better job. Would he not do a better job? No. He would not not do a better job.
He would hold up a placard that read “Yikes, my boss is dumb” after ever press conference.
While the road runner uses his energy more efficiently due to intelligence, and the magical ability to run through an underpass painted into the side of a mountain, it stands to reason that he must contain the sizable amount of energy necessary to run as fast as he runs. Now, can the coyote consume that energy and use it for his own biological processes? I’m not sure. But after years of failure, it’s clear that the coyote has already secured some alternate energy supply. His attempts to capture and consume the road runner, at this point, is more about the experience than the practical outcome.
Oh my. Are you insinuating the coyote caught and ate the roadrunner? This goes against all of my memories of the original Dynamic Duo.
Government contracts would allow ACME to charge $510,000 for a $30 bat suit and over $1million per case of bird seed.
Down in California
Where the state attorneys grow so mean
There lived a girl that I swear to the world
Made the wokest DAs look tame
Word Salad Kamie, Word Salad Kamie
Everybody said it was a shame
Willie Brown got her work that needed no brain.
A mean vacuous woman, huh
Now, every day ‘fore media time
She’d go down by the bus yard
And whip up a mess o’ word salad
And carry it home in a tote sack
Word Salad Kamie
Spokes-holes protect your fanny, lie, spin, drop
Everybody said it was a shame
She had woke ideas that were just insane.
A wretched, spiteful, Venn diagram totin’ woman, he-he
Lord, have mercy, made a mess of it
Huh
The Prez was lazy and no count
Claimed he had some bad luck
All her staffers were fit for
Was bailin’ real quick out of her cackle range
Word Salad Kamie
No lie can help you Kamie, boo-hoo
Everybody said it was a shame
Biden gave such a boost to a lame brain…
In this reboot of the classic cartoon, Wile E. Coyote will be falling up stairs instead of off cliffs.