I’m obviously having Way too much fun with this concept.

Dear Fan Fiction Friday:

So, poor Marcia was in my room in tears because the girls at school teased her for not knowing how to French kiss yet. I said I could help, but then Jan came into the room in a towel and wanted to know why the door was shut. Well, I don’t have to tell you that things got awkward when Mrs. Brady came in from jazzercise.

The lessons now began in earnest, and it’s safe to say we all learned a few things.