Russia Lays Claim to Alaska and Huge Swathes of Asia as Vladimir Putin Issues New Decree
Express UK | 1/22/2024 | Aurora BosottiNew edict affects all of Moscow’s historic holdings across three continents, including former imperial colonies in the US.
Russia has laid the groundwork for expanding its soft power across North America and Asia with a new decree Vladimir Putin signed last week.
The new order provides funds to search, register and provide legal protection to Russian properties abroad – including land and buildings located in former Russian Empire and Soviet Union territories.
Among the areas affected by the new decree is Alaska, which was sold to the United States in 1867 and still hosts communities with close links to Russia.
Parts of central and eastern Europe, Scandinavia as well as large chunks of Asia were also once part of the former empire.
Biden: “In retaliation we will lay out razor wire around the whole state with the wire we are stealing from Texas.”
This ingenious act will guarantee my re-election over the Orange Godzilla..oh and Millenia was the worse first lady ever man.”
Insert two ferraris and a dumptrick meme here. (Imma try some internetting)
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Funny..very funny.
Very funny.
Russia Is Asserting Its Claim to Alaska. In Retaliation, …
Biden has demanded all calendars be reset on Yesterday Island.
Russia Is Asserting Its Claim to Alaska. In Retaliation, …
Economists are feverishly recalculating 7.2 million dollars into rubles.
…we’re sending Brittney Griner back to them.
Kudos to Windbag! For some reason or other, these Harveys are getting scarcer than hen’s teeth.
Maybe people just don’t find life funny anymore, under a Biden/Harris administration.
Or should I say, “asdfmdfasfmdzsddfamtion”?
So if I had said “Send Bernie Sanders back to them”…nothing…not even a tiny splash of bacon grease.
We are discerning bacon allocators.
Russia Is Asserting Its Claim to Alaska. In Retaliation, …
Biden asked if they wanted a HAARP recital from Gakona.
. . . 25 Governors sent their National Guards to Alaska, instead of waiting for the Roberts Court to rule against America and the Constitution again (see also Border Patrol, Obamacare et al, don’t have time to list them all). Brandon quickly sent Hunter on Air Force 2 to Moscow to discuss another bribe from Putin to cut the razor wire down. Kamala drew a Venn diagram of the missing airplane for the police, which she noticed after she got off the yellow school bus at the hangar.
Putin joked that he was sending a wire to cut the wire. Brandon didn’t get the joke. Putin told him to look in a mirror. Kamala said, “I am so wired, cackle cackle cackle.” Brandon told Putin to write “loan repayment” on the wire transfer, and send it to “Hunter’s Shell Company Emporium and Crack House Art Sales, LLC.”
The plot sickens.
…they can only get it back if they also take California.
It would probably be less of a commie sh*t hole if they did.
… the Republicans will insist that he takes Lisa Murkowski as well…
I’ll drink to that.
Make sure it’s Vodka.
I don’t think Glenlivet makes a vodka..
… children and zzyzx hurt most.
V.P. Come-All-On Herass:
“Alaska, being a state, is a part of our great union of states. As a state, it has statehood, which is, as I’ve said, great. Anyway, global warming — am I right?”
I expect Oppo to go silent, mysteriously, by the FBI after this comment.
I was in Alaska once and never saw 1 single white polar bear steal people’s stuff. Only black bears.
Gene will also go dark, for hate crimes, per the FBI.
Walrus: “Why am I the only one remaining on this site. Hello? Anyone?”
Oh, no! They finally figured out which Basil?
The FBI, pfffft. Nothing more than a bunch of vicious criminals, gunslingers, rustlers, cutthroats, murderers, bounty hunters, desperados, mugs, pugs, thugs, nitwits, halfwits, dimwits, vipers, snipers, con men, Indian agents, Mexican bandits, muggers, buggerers, bushwhackers, hornswogglers, horse thieves, bull dykes, train robbers, bank robbers, a$$-kickers, s–t-kickers, and Methodists! Being them on!
That’s weird. Someone just knocked on my front door and said, “Land shark.” Like I am going to fall for that one.
Hey, I got a life outside IMAO.
I worry much more about what Biden is doing to Alaska than what Putin may do to Alaska.
Kammy’s speechwriters could have a field day mocking her about Alaska.
“Did Juneau that Willie Brown made my life as a post turtle possible? Prior to him, my career was an optical Aleutian. He was always there to Anchorage me, telling me to Northern Lights his fire. I vacationed in Alaska once, they called me an Eskiho. I got lost frequently, as I had problems keeping my Bering Strait. When I got lost, no problem, Alaska question or two of the locals. Sadly, due to Bidenomics, I can’t a-fjord to vacation there right now. I heard Nathan Wade took Fani Willis’ large caribou-se to Alaska, and now her large halibut is in big trouble. Say, who wrote this speech, I find it absolutely a-moose-ing! Cackle, cackle, cackle.”
. . . Brandon won’t do anything. This betters his chances to steal Alaska’s 3 electoral votes if it’s just Russians voting.
The electoral votes have already been stolen, this just sounds like re-work.
Putin is trying the Genghis Con schtick..
Russia Is Asserting Its Claim to Alaska. In Retaliation, …
Biden will ask Tina Fey to sit on her front porch and keep an eye on them.
JANUARY 27
SAT, 1/27
High -1° Low-16° ~ As you can probably surmise global warming is not exactly high on my list of things to be concerned with right now.
God bless you, zzyzx! Stay warm! I’m imagining you doing a Ron White impersonation here.