Straight Line of the Day: Judgment Day — How Do You Bluff Your Way Past Saint Peter? Posted by Oppo on 2 February 2024, 12:00 pm “Dude, Look over there! Raquel Welch bathingeth!”
Judgment Day — How Do You Bluff Your Way Past Saint Peter? Double your last raise. 3 Reply to this comment
“You know that entire tankDEMON thing was just a nom de cyber, right? Little known secret, the smell of sulfur actually nauseates me.” Oh, I am soooooooooooo screwed. 4 Reply to this comment
Excuse me, but you just see a little basset hound puppy waddle by here? Stubby legs, long floppy ears… I think I just saw him wander inside that gate yonder. You don’t mind if I just pop in to take a quick look, do you? 3 Reply to this comment
I’ve heard there is no bluffing. You need to have the right response, and the Real Big Guy already knows your answer… 2 Reply to this comment
Have mercy on me. I lived through 12 years of Obama and Biden, so I have already been to the “other place.” 4 Reply to this comment
Sorry, off topic, but I heard that Biden will attend the “Dignified transfer of remains” for our soldiers killed in Jordan last week. Excus me, but nothing involving Biden should ever be described as ” dignified.” 2 Reply to this comment
Judgment Day — How Do You Bluff Your Way Past Saint Peter? Ask me your questions gatekeeper, I am not afraid. 2 Reply to this comment
Imma say…”Hey look over there it’s Saint Nicholas”!.. and see what happens.
Judgment Day — How Do You Bluff Your Way Past Saint Peter?
Double your last raise.
“You know that entire tankDEMON thing was just a nom de cyber, right? Little known secret, the smell of sulfur actually nauseates me.”
Oh, I am soooooooooooo screwed.
You know, the thing…
“UHHIMINAUHWemerica”…
“Hillary sent me – literally…”
Excuse me, but you just see a little basset hound puppy waddle by here? Stubby legs, long floppy ears… I think I just saw him wander inside that gate yonder. You don’t mind if I just pop in to take a quick look, do you?
“I’m with FrankJ.”
I’ve heard there is no bluffing. You need to have the right response, and the Real Big Guy already knows your answer…
Have mercy on me. I lived through 12 years of Obama and Biden, so I have already been to the “other place.”
“All cats go to heaven too, right? [squints] or are you a racist?!”
Sorry, off topic, but I heard that Biden will attend the “Dignified transfer of remains” for our soldiers killed in Jordan last week.
Excus me, but nothing involving Biden should ever be described as ” dignified.”
But the quiet and solemnity make for such a great place for him to nap.
I’m probably going to use the phrase, “but it was funny though” a lot.
Judgment Day — How Do You Bluff Your Way Past Saint Peter?
Ask me your questions gatekeeper, I am not afraid.