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1. I once knew a man from Australia
   In full ‘Crocodile Dundee’ regalia …
   He’d tote a big knife
   He was larger than life
   And he knew fifty-six ways to tail ya

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2. I once knew a man from Australia
   In full ‘Crocodile Dundee’ regalia …
   He was brave, smart, and witty
   Made a splash in the city
   Then went walkabout back to Tasmania

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3. I once knew a man from Australia
   In full “Crocodile Dundee” regalia
   While taking a leak
   In a meandering creek
   A croc bit off his genitalia

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   • Rendering him into a Shelia.

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