Straight Line of the Day: During the Latest Server Crash, … Posted by Oppo on 9 September 2025, 12:00 pm
During the Latest Server Crash, … I discovered that the sun was shining outside… 3 Reply to this comment
Who? The hot little Blond who was a Server at Red Lobster on 50th St. who crashed her car because she was a little Speed 👿 Demon? GoFundHer 2 Reply to this comment
During the latest server crash… Dear Playboy I could not believe this happened to me… 4 Reply to this comment
All the libs in hell had a moment to reflect on their sins. A pilot radioed back to base an oops, in Yiddish. We all turned out the lights, peeked through blinds and broke out window panes with rifle barrels. 2 Reply to this comment
The tech once again had to remind the staff that bacon grease, however versatile, will not reduce the number of attempts required to insert a USB connector to below 3, as required by IT law. 2 Reply to this comment
Once A.I. starts writing I.T. Law on its own will be the beginning of the end for Humankind…that’s if they can avoid the dreaded “Terminator Virus.” 1 Reply to this comment
During the Latest Server Crash, … I discovered that the sun was shining outside…
… all of my best comments went unpublished. I DEMAND REPARATIONS!!!
Who? The hot little Blond who was a Server at Red Lobster on 50th St. who crashed her car because she was a little Speed 👿 Demon?
GoFundHer
During the latest server crash, … I had to get up and get it myself.
… it was noticed by only 4 people 🙁
(and one cat)
Human sacrifice, dogs and cats living together. Mass hysteria!
During the latest server crash…
Dear Playboy I could not believe this happened to me…
All the libs in hell had a moment to reflect on their sins.
A pilot radioed back to base an oops, in Yiddish.
We all turned out the lights, peeked through blinds and broke out window panes with rifle barrels.
…Hillary thought about killing someone.
Like, with a cloth?
The tech once again had to remind the staff that bacon grease, however versatile, will not reduce the number of attempts required to insert a USB connector to below 3, as required by IT law.
Once A.I. starts writing I.T. Law on its own will be the beginning of the end for Humankind…that’s if they can avoid the dreaded “Terminator Virus.”
Even A.I. has to seat all their terminators at the end of the bus.