… like that little glue strip they use to hold rolls of paper towels and toilet paper together until you’re ready to use them.
… the tail end of noodles that won’t make it into your mouth, no matter how hard you slurp.
… that eerie feeling that what you’re experienced hasn’t happened before.
… that eerie feeling that someone is washing you.
… monkey-induced STD (GonorRhesus)
… you know, the thing.
I do, I know the thing.
… that eerie feeling that what you’re experienced hasn’t happened before.
George Carlin called that “Vuja De”
Also, George Syphilasopoulos is a threat to humanity.
That eerie feeling that someone is watching me I call normal. I know everyone is watching me. But that eerie feeling that someone is washing me? I’m still trying to wrap my brain around that one. Sorrow? Pity?
I always feel like somebody’s washin’ me
And I have no privacy (Oh-oh-oh)
I always feel like somebody’s washin’ me
Am I really that clean?
I always feel like somebody’s washin’ me (Hee-hee-hee)
And I have no privacy (Oh-oh-oh-oh)
I always feel like somebody’s washin’ me
Why’s that loofa near me? (Who’s washing?)
The Thing That Shall Not Be Named…
… the tail end of noodles that won’t make it into your mouth, no matter how hard you slurp…
Pasta-over
Linger-ini?
Remain Noodles?
Spagdidnotgetti
We need a word for rhyming a word with itself. Like in song lyrics. Not a joke, just something I’ve thought about. Maybe there is one and I just don’t know it.
“Laziness.” It’s irritating.
When a burp turns into a slight vomit.
Burl?
Boozezak- When you get drunk enough to pretend you like that crappy dance song.
Well, you see, I’ve got this horse…
Took me a sec.
My Johnson. He’s sick and tired of being called Johnson.
How about “Gene Dispenser”?
Brilliant! That’s even better than Piss Dispenser.. I mean Pez Dispenser.
Biden to the kids:
“Look at my Prez Dispenser.”
Just the ones in the shower with him..
Well you can call him Ray.