New Pentagon release details “potato” UAP over Colorado Springs
Fox21 | 6-12-26 | Ashley EberhardtThe latest batch of Unidentified Anomalous Phenomena (UAP) reports from the Department of War includes an incident in 2022 in which five members of the U.S. Army reportedly saw an object shaped like a potato hovering over Cheyenne Mountain. …
“The object was ‘potato’ shaped with distinct edges and appeared to look painted in a creamy/whitish opalescent color. It was somewhat translucent with a slight shimmer”…
Giorgio:
“Yes, indeed they are real and people have reported the pilots of them looking remarkably like Mr. Potato Head.”
They were hoping to attract Porky or Cuervo for the reward, but their time portal malfunction put them into the incorrect time/space location…
Unidentified Fry-ing Object
The Chameleon Circuit malfunctioned mid-change – they are really embarrassed about it…
To blend in while flying in Idaho.
That’s what Kamala told Willie…”I da ho.”