Straight Line of the Day: If Beer Is God’s Way of Showing He Wants Us To Be Happy, Then Tequila… Posted by Oppo on 25 September 2026, 12:00 pm
…then tequila makes a liar out of you and God knows it ….”Oh dear God, I will never drink tequila again I swear.” Reply to this comment
“Then Tequila… and that’s the last thing I remember Doc. How long have I been here?” Reply to this comment
…then tequila makes a liar out of you and God knows it ….”Oh dear God, I will never drink tequila again I swear.”
Is what God made when we pissed him off
…is what makes bouncers and policemen busy…
…is God’s way of teaching us about limits.
“Then Tequila… and that’s the last thing I remember Doc. How long have I been here?”
…Is Montezuma’s revenge.