A Quote Summarizing the Ryan Pick

[High Praise! to Monster Hunter Nation]

“As soon as they announced Ryan, the media had a come apart. I heard the words “extreme” and “radical” so many times that I thought I was watching a Mountain Dew commercial. I kept waiting for Ryan to come flying onto the screen doing flips on a skateboard while being chased by a shark. No, sorry media. Tony Hawk is “extreme”. Habeneros are “extreme”. Paul Ryan is a moderate republican who stayed awake through accounting 201.”

2 Comments

  1. Ryan NAILED the speech!

    We’re looking at the man for 2016 or 2020.

    A hog farm’s worth of sizzlin’ bacon to the man.

    The Veep debates are going to be some kind of wicked fun…one thing though…is there a “slaughter rule” for verbal single-combat? Because Biden’s going to get flayed!

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