In an interview with US Weekly, Michelle Obama bragged, “I skipped the second grade.”
Must’ve been the year they taught kids to be proud of their country.
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Very few children skip second grade, because you’re barely out of play-dough art and and learning how to count to ten phase by then. Only kids that can do algebra and read novels skip second grade. And they end up being particle physicists and neurosurgeons, not idiots wearing boob belts and forcing kids to eat crap for lunch.
They figured she’d get to go to Harvard just for being black anyway so why bother putting up with her I hate white people attitude when the rest of the kids had to learn something to get ahead.
I don’t want to see Michelle Obama records of any kind.
I don’t want to see Obama records of any kind.
I don’t want to see any of the Obama family records.
I do want to see Bo get away free and clear.
Most of all, I want to see the Obama buts kicked out of the White House come January.
Very few children skip second grade, because you’re barely out of play-dough art and and learning how to count to ten phase by then. Only kids that can do algebra and read novels skip second grade. And they end up being particle physicists and neurosurgeons, not idiots wearing boob belts and forcing kids to eat crap for lunch.
Maybe she only skipped 1/32 of second grade…
Big deal…I hear Joe Biden skipped the eleventh, and the twelfth grade!
Probably the year they did simple math, too.
“Michelle, what’s $16 trillion divided by 300 million?”*
“Umm… $15 trillion from the 1%, $5.78 from everyone else.”
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*$53,333.33 from each man, woman, and child in America. Please send your check to the U.S. Treasury.
They figured she’d get to go to Harvard just for being black anyway so why bother putting up with her I hate white people attitude when the rest of the kids had to learn something to get ahead.
I don’t want to see Michelle Obama records of any kind.
I don’t want to see Obama records of any kind.
I don’t want to see any of the Obama family records.
I do want to see Bo get away free and clear.
Most of all, I want to see the Obama buts kicked out of the White House come January.