The next thing you know, in response to all the criticism about the upcoming Windows 8 (“Metro”), Microsoft will announce “Windows Retro” – a complete throw-back to the buggy Windows 95 with emphasis on improved internal support for Windows 3.1 and DOS app’s. (Oh goody! They’ll even include my favorite games of DOOM (the Obama version) and DESCENT (into Obama’s hell-on-Earth).)
Hummmmm! This may be some kind of plot by the administration to stifle dissent…Wait I think someone is knocking at my door. I wonder what anyone would want at two A.M.?
Because the first one worked out so well. Those who refuse to learn from history are doomed to repeat it. DUH.
Sounds like an Irwin Allen movie.
In related news:
*Ford announced production of the Edsel Mark II
*PepsiCo added another product to their line: New Pepsi Clear
*Apple set the release date for the Lisa 3
The next thing you know, in response to all the criticism about the upcoming Windows 8 (“Metro”), Microsoft will announce “Windows Retro” – a complete throw-back to the buggy Windows 95 with emphasis on improved internal support for Windows 3.1 and DOS app’s. (Oh goody! They’ll even include my favorite games of DOOM (the Obama version) and DESCENT (into Obama’s hell-on-Earth).)
So, has anyone noticed the confusing disappearance of Frank?
Frank who?
Didn’t Frank get a real job?
Frank you know who.
blarg, Frank doesn’t ‘work.’ He writes.
But Frank’s gone. Let’s roast him in absentia.
Never mind Frank…where’s MarcoMancuso?
Do you think we could find by yelling “Marco..” and waiting for the reply, “Mancuso” ?
Not only MarcoMancuso, zzyzx, but how about ussjimmycarter? (Rumor has it that he and Hillary split-up after the operation.)
(If we yelled “ussjimmy” and waited to hear “carter,” how long would we wait? 10²³ seconds?)
Hummmmm! This may be some kind of plot by the administration to stifle dissent…Wait I think someone is knocking at my door. I wonder what anyone would want at two A.M.?
It couldn’t be obuma, 2 AM is long past his bedtime.