(Submitted by TravelWise42 of Wise Up from The Matt Walsh Blog [High Praise!])
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Outstanding!
Oh, and I meant the Matt thing. Jim Carrey can suck Donkey Balls.
Governor William J. Le Petomane: What the hell is this?
Wendy Davis: This is the bill that will convert state hospitals for insane abortionists into the William J. Le Petomane memorial gambling casinos for insane abortionists.
Governor William J. Le Petomane: [Standing up proudly] Gentlemen, this bill will be a giant step forward in the treatment of insane abortionists.