There have now been more Spider-Man movies than there are people enrolled in Obamacare.
— CC:Indecision (@indecision) December 5, 2013
Taking my dog to visit a Vet, he needs to understand and appreciate the freedoms he enjoys.
— Tommytoughstuff (@Tommytoughstuff) December 5, 2013
Sorry for breaking up with you via Facebook message instead of texting you directly.
— Bryan Donaldson (@TheNardvark) December 6, 2013
Yeah, I rob banks! …river banks *runs off with handful of reeds*
— sweaty five dollars (@iscoff) December 6, 2013
"How do you hold a moonbeam in your hand?" #SoundofMusicLive or #ChrisMatthewsInterviewsObama?
— Mary Katharine Ham (@mkhammer) December 6, 2013
Did you see the glorious bacon-worthy song Walruskkkch wrote in response to the story of the parachuting mice? The Ballad of the Green Cheese Berets is fabulous. I laughed for an hour! Well done Walrus!