Works like this: I feed you Moon Nukers a straight line, and you hit me with a punch line in the comments.
To save treatment costs on mental patients, hospitals…
Works like this: I feed you Moon Nukers a straight line, and you hit me with a punch line in the comments.
To save treatment costs on mental patients, hospitals…
… will just file paperwork changing all patients’ names to “Joe Biden”, precluding anyone from caring what they do or say.
… will test the theory that duct tape can fix anything.
… will bill every one of each patient’s multiple personalities separately.
… will get rid of janitorial staff and simply schedule additional appointments for their OCD patients.
… will outsource as many visits as possible to Lucy van Pelt due to her incredibly low office charges.
… will prescribe cookies instead of anti-depressants.
…are re-defining mental illness down to “a peculiar conservative impulse”
…will reduce their intake exam to asking “are you crazy?”, and treating based on the answer.
. . . not in the state of California will be putting their mental patients on planes bound for San Francisco, where the patients will fit right in with the general populace; those hospitals in the state of California will be putting their mental patients on planes bound for Massachusetts.
To save treatment costs on mental patients, hospitals…
will raise their deductibles based upon their average contribution to the DNC.
To save treatment costs on mental patients, hospitals…
higher premiums, higher deductibles, less doctor access and death panels, you know, screw’em like they did the rest of the country.
To save treatment costs on mental patients, hospitals…
Anonymiss cookies if you leave the hospital.
… Will turn them over to HHS for immediate employment. Delusional people to Press Relations, schizophrenics to coding, etc.
…hospitals will send patients to work as ObamaCare Intake Guides at the local call centers.
…are declaring them Democrats and letting them go.
UGH!!!!MORE SMALL MINDED IGNORANT HATE FROM THE HEARTLESS UNFEELING WINGNUTS!!!UGH!!!!HAVENT YOU PEOPLE EVER DEALT WITH THE DIFFERENTLY ABLED OR HANDICAPABLE PERSONS IN THIS WORLD???THE PLIGHT OF THE MENTALLY CHALLENGED IS NOT IN ANY WAY FUNNY!!!!MOCKING THESE PEOPLE IS CRUEL!!!THOSE AFFLICTED WITH MENTAL LIMITATIONS REQUIRE A LOT OF PATIENCE WHICH OVERBURDENED HOSPITALS CANT DEAL WITH!!!!THIS IS WHY PRESIDENT OBAMA (YAY!!!!) AND HIS HEALTHCARE PLAN WILL BE SO SUCCESSFUL IN ASSISTING HOSPITALS!!!!!!I JUST DONT GET WHY YOU PEOPLE HAVE SUCH A BIG PROBLEM SEEING THIS!!!UGH!!!UGH!!!STUPID WINGNUTS!!!!!
… have had day-release partnerships with WalMart and the DMV for years. You haven’t noticed?
… just videotape them, instead of treating them, and pass it off as “The Jersey Shore.”
… will keep only the idiots, and pass the savants on to you!
… will opt for the Early Bird Special Olympics instead.
… will bus them en masse to Nancy Pelosi’s district so they can blend.
…will simply hire them as administrators
@16 why JG,
we deal with the “DIFFERENTLY ABLED OR HANDICAPABLE PERSONS” every time you come by.
… are replacing electroshock therapy with “Pelosi-Striptease” therapy.
… are Down’s-sizing.
…are opting for that famous French “off with their heads!” treatment upon admission.
…are performing low-cost, pre-frontal lobotomies en masse for Obamacare enrollees.
…inject Botox straight into the temporal lobes and kick ’em out the door.
… are evidently recommending that their more serious patients wear pajamas, drink hot chocolate, and talk about getting health insurance.
…will add thorazine directly into the Washington DC water supply.
… will employ the Big Fat Greek Wedding cure and spray everyone down with Windex.
… will employ only female treatment providers.
… will eliminate costly PET scans. From now on, just the owners.
… will eliminate costly dilithium treatments for bipolar trekkies.
… will eliminate costly Schachrohr tests for dyslexics.
…will give them JG’s login and tell them “Go for it!”
…will garnish their wages from MSNBC.
… will treat voyeurs on off-peek hours.
To save treatment costs on mental patients, hospitals…
…will allow patients to have shoelaces in their shoes and belts to hold their pants up
…will not accept any government issued health insurance.
To save treatment costs on mental patients, hospitals…
will release patients, glue down their caps lock and tell them to work out their problems on the internet using random punctuation, incomplete sentences, illogical suppositions and positions and definitely a fanatical devotion to Obama.
…will only dispense medication with the word “Pez” imprinted on it.
A suicidal patient took out a gun and shot herself in the head while in a hospital emergency room in New Mexico in January.
….will buy lots of 10 cent bullets…and one gun.
…get each of them multiple prescriptions for “medicinal” pot. Enough that no one notices.Writer
Treatment costs can be offset by loaning out the patients to various laboratories for drug research, electrical ‘stimulation’, psychotramatic injections and in place of animals favored by PETA.
… sending them to advise the Obama Administration.
… will from now on only treat manicured- depressives.