Works like this: I feed you Moon Nukers a straight line, and you hit me with a punch line in the comments.
Researchers have developed wall-climbing lizard bots. The next innovation in robotics…
Works like this: I feed you Moon Nukers a straight line, and you hit me with a punch line in the comments.
Researchers have developed wall-climbing lizard bots. The next innovation in robotics…
. . . will be a robotic Al Gore; researchers already have a prototype, but they haven’t yet succeeded in removing all traces of charm.
…sex bots.
Cell phone auto-auto spell checker. Wait.
…robots capable of voting Democrat.
…robots than can idle and do nothing all day but still demand as much energy as a robot running at 100% utilization.
…robot union organizers.
…wall-climbing robot-proof walls.
Actually, I don’t have a punch line here. I just think wall-climbing lizard bots are cool,
…robots that can climb back down.
…wall-climbing robots that can post about their wall climb on Facebook and Twitter and robot followers to “like” the posts.
…Mexican robots capable or getting into the US illegally.
…will be social-climbing Clinton-bots.
Researchers have developed wall-climbing lizard bots. The next innovation in robotics…
a robotic Anonymiss so I can be judged and found worthy of COOOOOOOOKIES!
Researchers have developed wall-climbing lizard bots. The next innovation in robotics…
ones that can sell you car insurance.
Researchers have developed wall-climbing lizard bots. The next innovation in robotics…
one that can actually get health insurance though a government website.
the Biden-bot. It will be pre-programmed with voice responses including:
“This is a big f______ deal” and ” Stand up Chuck, let ’em see you”
…by taking the ultra-fine hairs called setae, from the lizard robot and installing them on gloves and boots for the astronauts, which will interact with the climbing surface to create a molecular attraction known as the van der Waals force we can stop worrying about Sandra Bullock.
…motion detecting paint ball guns to remove climbing robots from your walls. (Jackson Pollock will want one)
Terminator model T-01.
Lizard Bot-Climbing Walls.
Autonomous colonoscopy-bots. Proctologists and IRS Agents hardest hit.
…lizard-bots with oven-opening capabilities that can procure their own fuel (Cookies)
…a robotic T-Rex with rocket launchers.
…a hippie-punching Ronald Reagan-bot.
. . . small smiling wizards.
…lizard eating robotic walls.
Researchers have developed wall-climbing lizard bots. The next innovation in robotics…
…little boys that get the last cinnamon roll.
…wall-climbing lizard bots that die from lead poisoning.
…The 23,076,138.61 Dollar Man
… RoboTicks. … Little baud-suckers….
… dress-climbing lizard bots. You know where these geeks are heading with this.
Maybe they’ll call them “kimono dragons.”
Helo-monsters!
… CIAcadas
… ChemMeleons. (I’ve got a pretty bad feeling about those.)
… Spydars.
… Salameanders.
… C: urchins.
… Arthro-ipods and Gastro-ipods.
… Clockroaches.
… Antroids.
… robotic Geekos.
… amFBIans.
…a robotic Nancy Pelosi…what? Oh, never mind.
… something else from the Skinworks
… a Basildisk
… an Obamacare King COBRA
… something that undergoes metadatamorphosis
… Constant Covert Monitor Lizards
(Darn….. that first one shoulda been The Skinkworks.
Kind of loses something, otherwise.)
Alien vs. Predator
… by which we mean, of course, drone surveillance of our borders.
The only logical development after wall climbing robotic lizards would have to be robotic lounge lizards for Harry Reid’s new business venture in Nevada. If those work out well, still up on the drawing board are robotic lot lizards, which will be distributed to every truck-stop in the country. The Obama administration has already guaranteed loans for production of a line of solar powered lounge lizards and lot lizards.