So Obama is going to lecture us on poverty after returning from a $4 million taxpayer funded Hawaii vacation? How socialist of him! #tcot
— Alexis In VT (@AlexisinVT) January 7, 2014
Grammy, I had your portrait done. Sorry about the teardrop tat but the police sketch artist was starting to doubt you were a mugger.
— Ceej (@ceejoyner) January 7, 2014
Who’s your favourite James Bond? Mine is Ian Fleming’s fictional spy.
— Damien Owens (@OwensDamien) January 7, 2014
Remember the "cool kids table" in high school, except only those kids thought they were cool? That's MSNBC in a nutshell.
— David Henry (@imau2fan) January 7, 2014
Are you ever going to have Buttercup model your t-shirts?
Actually, there wasn’t a “cool kids table” in my high school (MANY years ago). The really kool kids were too kool to eat in the repressive environment of a school cafeteria. They went to a truly wretched little greasy spoon a couple of blocks away.
In my senior year, I decided to find out what the attraction of the place was. So I went to the little dive for lunch. The staff had evidently cooked all morning to pile up “hamburgers” wrapped in wax paper, about a foot high on a cafeteria tray. You grabbed your hamburger, paid, and ate. The meat was about 1/8″ thick, and absolutely gray. It was the only gray hamburger I ever ate.
But I was KOOL!
I graduated in 68. Now just talking cafeteria food. there was nothing edible so there was no cool kids table.
It was amazing what the cooks in my high school could do to macaroni and cheese (AKA Yellow Death).