Just gonna wait to see how long it takes this police sketch artist to realize I'm describing him.
— Michael (@Home_Halfway) February 9, 2014
My coworkers really appreciate the (anatomically correct) candy hearts i brought to work that say "don't subscribe to the valentine's myth"
— a good man (@MichaelSmartGuy) February 10, 2014
Hello silence my old friend Check out the noise from my rear end
— Michael Kupperman (@MKupperman) February 10, 2014
Do adults who say their favorite book his The Hunger Games know they can get their GED and then read all sorts of other books?
— Fun_Beard (@Fun_Beard) February 11, 2014