Seven in ten Democrats are now against the war in Afghanistan. So, an evil, extremely oppressive regime harbors terrorists who attacked the U.S. killing thousands, but that’s not worth war. What is exactly? Were they polled on whether we should have gone after the Japanese after Pearl Harbor? Or is that one okay because a Democrat started the war?
Once again I have to remind people that Democrats are a useless, silly people. It’s okay to have them piddle around with a few social issues to keep them from whining, but keep them away from anything serious. America is expected to keep the world in order, and with that sort of responsibility I’m beginning to wonder if we should even have Democrats. They’re okay in Europe — no one ever expects Belgium to come to the rescue — but it just seems in a world with terrorists and nuclear-armed rogue states, Democrats may be a silly, harmful luxury we can’t afford right, sort of like a two pack a day cigarette habit when we’re a marathon runner.
Once we make the world safer, then we can let useless, silly people have decisions about America’s government again. Until then, it just seems like a bad idea for everyone.
Old-school Democrats were into that “Arsenal of Democracy” stuff, and also into nuking enemies. That made it easier to overlook all that New Deal hoohaa. What the bloody heck is a modern Democrat good for? Excepting possibly that their asinine antics make good fodder for funnyblogs, I agree that they are otherwise useless.
Actually, we should keep a few dems on hand for the zombie apocalypse, though. The dems can negotiate without preconditions while what remains of their brains are devoured, giving us precious time to reach our bunkers and weapons.
Note to self: OK, dumbass, every time you try to sockpuppet, no matter what site, you screw it up and forget to put your real name back in. Knock it off.
That’s ok, innominatus. We still love you. .. ok.. ok.. we strongly tolerate you.. .. .. 8)
Better already be in that bunker and ready to rock. Feeding on the brains of a few Democrats would only take about 8 seconds.
You can always tell a sock puppet. they think democrats have brains.
America can certainly do with Democrats! They are silly useless people! Thank goodness we have Repub…Indep…hey all politicians are useless silly people unless their names are Palin or Thompson!
Let’s amend the Constitution. Palin is in charge of all spending stuff and Thompson is in charge of all smacking people around and putting their heads up their asses stuff!
Democrats are like viral diseases. Can’t eradicate them.
We have to keep democrats, other wise we woundn’t know how smart monkeys really are.
If we didn’t have democrats, who would we punch?
I think we should keep a few Democrats in zoos to show people what real blithering idiots look like. That way we can visit them and watch the monkeys toss turds at them.
Democrats useless silly people? Sockpuppet of innominatus’ zombie shields illustrates one use for Democrats. Of course Vladimir Lenin thought they were pretty useful(idiots). Just like one should never feed a Mogwai after midnight, one should never allow Democrats to Legislate, EVER! No matter how much they beg, NEVER vote for them, for once ELECTED, they turn into EVIL little creatures that wreak havok and seek to multiply. Only exposing their agenda to the BRIGHT LIGHT can effectively transform them into a puddle of goo. HEED THIS WARNING OR BARE THE CONSEQUENCE
Yes, we should have Democrats. In the circus. Or the zoo. Then, people could pay money to watch them perform and marvel, “Oh! They look almost human!”
It’s okay to have them piddle around with a few social issues to keep them from whining
No it isn’t, because even when they control all 3 branches of govt they keep whining.
ALL Democrats & Liberals need to be shipped immediately over to Europe or Cuba to spend time out until they come to their senses. Only when/if they repent and turn Conservative will they be allowed back into the USA.
#6 I love it: Palin & Thompson, that’s all we really need ain’t it? 😉
“You can’t hug your kids with nuclear arms” This bumper sticker proves that at least a few democrats should be allowed to remain. Just so they can make up crap like that for us to laugh at. Just one or two, though.
Oh, come on, guys! Democrats are good for some things! I’m sure we could think of a few… I’m having trouble myself, but there ought to be a few reasons to keep them around.
“Should America Have Democrats?”
the answer is no we don’t need them.
Geez, I’m not even sure if we should have Republicans (‘cept for the few good ones), let alone Democrats!
Agreed that no modern day Dem should ever be in a position of authority, but they actually control EVERYTHING right now.
I am very worried about what’s happening in on the home front and in Afghanastan/Iraq. This is no laughing matter. Afghanastan is ungovernable, with no tradition of civility. To boot, the POTUS does not really care about the middle-east and even seems willing to fumble the ball in Iraq.
Be nervous….be very nervous.
No Democrats – Know peace…through bone-crushing Conservative strength.
It’s clearly all the stupid Democrats that screw everything up for the rest of us. Do you really think that if conservative Republicans were running the show those camel jockeys would have wanted to take flying lessons? Or that our economy would be imploding due to the government spending on bailouts and entitlement programs?
Hmmmm, let’s see…NO!
Mitch Rapp
Yes….we should have Democrats. If for no other reason then to act as a foil for the Republicans. We need them to continue to act as comedy relief. Kind of like Gabby Hayes, Fuzzy Knight, Pat Buttram, or Gabby Johnson did for Ken Maynard, Bill Elliott, Gene Artery, and Sherriff Bart. Of course no more suits and ties for them, they’d have to wear the same grubby, dirty, beat up clothes and hats the classic comedy relief guys had to wear. No getting the good looking girl either, that would be left to the Republican’s. No more top billing on committees they would have to live with second banana status.On the other hand just chaining them up in a cold dank cellar would serve the same purpose.
For some democrats, particularly those from CA and MA, “chained up in a cold dank cellar with a couple bananas” is how they spend their free time. Gonna need a Plan B for dealing with those guys.
Once again I have to remind people that Democrats are a useless, silly people.
Democrats are people? Who knew? I thought that they were just food for my brother’s rottweilers.
War on Terror is fake like the war on drugs. The Taliban were never the same as Al Qaeda, and even targeting an entire group goes too far.
This should be just a regular police matter.
The first Democrat to become president was Andrew Jackson (1829-1837).
On one hand, he screwed over American Indians living east of the Mississippi River. (That ‘Trail of Tears’ thing).
On the other hand, he crushed the National Bank and paid off the national debt (by selling the land he stole from the Indians?).
I’m torn.
“The Battle of New Orleans” is a rousing, yet jingoistic ditty that makes Jackson seem like a great American hero; “Cherokee Nation”, on the other hand, always fires up my latent ‘white-guilt’.
13 Democratic presidents in all so far, and Jackson was the best of the lot. (imao)
Democrats are the same idiots that thought that three days of thousands of hippies slogging in mud and dropping acid on Max Yasger’s farm actually changed the world.
“Should America have Syphilis?” See how silly that sounds?
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And they even wanted a taxpayer funded museum to celebrate the event.
Well they are good for something……. they make OK targets… not great.. just OK….. most of em dont even run when you shoot at em. They just freeze…..self preservation isnt one of thier strong suits. But occasioally you get a “runner” and thats kinda fun…….
We don’t need dems.
We don’t need reps.
We need good people with common sense working in a term limited congress. Who are held responsible for their actions and who pay the same flat tax as the rest of us. They should use the same health care as us peons do to.
I think I will go back to sleep now I was having such a good dream.
There used to be a comic book out titled “101 Uses For Dead Cats”. I wonder if we could come up with 101 Uses for dead democrats.
Which event?
The Battle of New Orleans, The Trail of Tears, or wrecking the National Bank?