MSNBC’s New Attempt at Ratings

I think MSNBC is trying to start a race war. I guess they think that would be good for their ratings, but I really don’t see any plausible scenario in which large numbers of people tune in to MSNBC. Even if people want to be lied to, they at least want the people to do it to be marginally competent at it (“Let’s just crop off the black guy’s head so we can claim he’s white! No one will ever find out!”). Maybe if they set Keith Olbermann on fire and threw him off a building, people would tune in to see that. I’d consider it. So, that’s something for them to think about.

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  1. It might be a little hard for MSNBC to start said war because no one watches them, so no one actually knows that it’s going on. As for Olberman, if he was turned into a swordfish I’d watch in a heartbeat.

  2. MSNBC is just doing it’s part to heal the racial divide, in Post-Racial O-bah-muhh’s America. Conservatives need to be wary of Faux-protesters that have been sent to infiltrate and discredit those that oppose the O-bah-muhh Nation.

  3. Did they really think they could do this and that no-one would notice?

    I don’t get leftists. They control the Congress, the White House, most colleges, broadcast media, and a fair whack of popular culture. You’d think these people would be dancing in the streets. This sort of thing just reinforces the stereotype of leftists that I developed in college – that they are all constipated misfits with shriveled souls and deep-seated feelings of inadequacy.

  4. Maybe if they set Keith Olbermann on fire and threw him off a building, people would tune in to see that.

    …only if he’s tied by the ankle to Rachel Maddow.

    …and they both landed on Chris Mathews,
    on a pallet of sparklers,
    next to a gasoline tanker,
    and a liquid oxygen vat.

    Otherwise, like most people,
    I’ll continue not watching MSNBC.

    Next scandal—.
    Tune in tonight to see the cropped photos of baton weilding racists intimidating voters last November. Oooohhhh, those Obama hating racists!!!

  5. I have a idea that might be more entertaining…. UFC match .. Olbermann vs. any UFC fighter, any weight class, one five minute round. I’de pay to watch that…. It wouldnt be the shortest fight UFC ever had cause the real fghter would probably spend half the round chasing Olbercoward before the action could begin.

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  8. “Maybe if they set Keith Olbermann on fire and threw him off a building, people would tune in to see that.

    …only if he’s tied by the ankle to Rachel Maddow.

    …and they both landed on Chris Mathews,
    on a pallet of sparklers,
    next to a gasoline tanker,
    and a liquid oxygen vat.”

    I still wouldn’t watch it – but I would definately catch the video clip here at IMAO – I can’t even begin to imagine the comments from this creative group.

  9. Maybe if they set Keith Olbermann on fire and threw him off a building, people would tune in to see that.

    Not interesting enough. Maybe if they set up a game of “Running Man” with special stalkers: Sarah Palin in an Apache helicopter, Fred Thompson in a tank with a front mounted bushog, R. Lee Ermey in his jeep with forward mounted .50 cals (Ma Duces) and Chuck Norris…well…Chuck doesn’t need to be in anything.

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