Works like this: I feed you Moon Nukers a straight line, and you hit me with a punch line in the comments.
President Obama is insisting that the next federal budget include…
Works like this: I feed you Moon Nukers a straight line, and you hit me with a punch line in the comments.
President Obama is insisting that the next federal budget include…
… no actual pages, since Congress doesn’t actually PASS budgets anymore.
President Obama is insisting that the next federal budget include…
suggestions.
President Obama is insisting that the next federal budget include…
mandatory Tee-Times for all Presidents on whatever golf course they want to play.
all our bases.
money for nothing and our chicks for free.
…free tuition for… waffles.
President Obama is insisting that the next federal budget include…
tax breaks for all amnestied immigrants.
Minarets for the White House.
…a line-item confirming James Taylor as Ambassador-In-Chief.
…making receipt of Anonymiss cookies taxable.
…yoga lessons for all Republicans, to make them more flexible.
…replacing CBO estimates with Ouija board projections.
Walrus – the lyrics aren’t PG-13. Just drop a link to them instead, please.
Okey-dokey
http://www.songlyrics.com/various-artists/all-about-the-benjamins-lyrics/
By the way, Help Help I’m being repressed!
President Obama is insisting that the next federal budget include…
Minister: “We need to take up the tax”
Groucho: “I’d like to take up the carpet.”
Minister: “I still insist we take up the tax.”
Groucho: “He’s right – you’ve gotta take up the tacks before you can take up the carpet.”
President Obama is insisting that the next federal budget include…
…This is a trick SLOTD… The “next” budget infers there have been previous budgets.
…willy nilly spending.
…Atlas shrugging.
…funds for a throne, crown, and scepter…for Valerie Jarrett.
…cake for the peasants.
…solar powered left handed banana slicers.
. . . free puppies for everybody – and they’ll be ready to cook!
. . . the establishment of Obamacare exchanges in all fifty-seven states
. . . a second White House, as far away from DC as possible, for Moochelle to live in
…payment be made out to cash for the president’s stash.
…new clown shoes for everyone in his administration.
…no funding for anything that does not impoverish the source of government income.
…language requiring Congress to do the begging while he borrows and steals.
…more free birth control for Sandra Fluke.
@15 Iowa Jim – how about pre-cooked puppies? Just heat and serve for your dining pleasure!
negative numbers, shifty formations, and unknown weights.
…Puppy treats enhanced with MSG.
President Obama is insisting that the next federal budget include…
free hookers and blow for everyone!
@18 Jimmy – Good idea! Have you ever considered a career in marketing?
free
hookers and bloweverything for everyone! (some restrictions apply, proof of voter registration required)@22 Iowa Jim – No, but I’ve thought about advertising, which is heretical for an engineer!
… lyin’ items.