Archive of entries posted on 21st January 2015

Link of the Day: Satire – BREAKING: Right-Wing Terrorists Murder 12 Mother Jones Employees Over Palin Cartoons

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[High Praise! to The Duffel Blog]

BREAKING: Right-Wing Terrorists Murder 12 Mother Jones Employees Over Palin Cartoons

BONUS LINK: Springeraz gives the REAL Republican response to Obama’s State of the Union speech.

[Think you have a link that’s IMAO-worthy? Send it to harvolson@gmail.com. If I use your link, you will receive High Praise! (assuming you remember to put your name in the email)]

Wisdom of the Day: Controlling Club Sidecar Chair Savings

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Red Dawn with Islamists

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Over at PJ Media, I reviewed Liberty Island’s first novel, The Big Bang, by Roy M. Griffis. And you shouldn’t take anything out of the fact that Liberty Island is also publishing my novel, Superego (which I promise you you will hear plenty more about in the future).

BTW, did I mention an audio version of my novel is in the works? So “I’m not literate” is not going to be an acceptable excuse to not get my novel.

Obligatory State of the Union Post

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Well, as usual, the State of the Union speech was in Progressive code language, and my frontal lobe is too advanced to understand that code, so my man in State got me a version translated into words I can understand.  Here is what Obama really meant to say during the speech. Actually, I just couldn’t take listening to that simp bloviate for an hour, so instead I spent the evening:

  • eating bacon, $2.99
  • watching American Sniper, $12.50
  • being eternally grateful every moment that I wasn’t listening to that speech, priceless

Random Thoughts: Free Stuff, Snipers, and SOTU

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For once, the government should give the middle class something for free that’s paid for by the poor and college kids. I’d like a new iPad.

Is Mr. T part of the DC or Marvel universe?

Oh yeah. Give me some low-stakes Downton Abbey drama.

“I have very black and white views about people who have black and white views about the Iraq War!”

You know, the rich aren’t these infinite piñatas we can whack every time we want goodies.

Maybe a left-winger in Hollywood could make the really nuanced sniper movie that absolutely no one wants to see.

I thought winning free Starbucks for life would be cool but then I found out those cheapskates just give you one free drink and murder you.

So my 4yo daughter Buttercup is going to pay for this “free” college from her 529 college savings? Yeah, that sounds fair.

Yes, tax people for being responsible and saving for college; that’s what we want to discourage. I was totally asking for it.

If you’re middle class and trying to be responsible like me, that’s very provocative to the government. They’re going to go after you.

Going after savings starts to cross the barrier between usual left-wing stupidity and being down right evil.

Obama should wear a bow tie. Then everyone will be like, “You gotta turn on the SOTU! Obama is wearing a bow tie! It’s insane!”

Or a fedora. Obama should bring back fedoras. Then he’ll be remembered for something.

“We should really tackle climate change.”
*cut to audience all shaking heads
“Okay then. Here’s my next idea…”
#SOTU

He better not ask for a raise. #SOTU

It’s distracting how Biden and Boehner keep slap fighting. #SOTU

The easiest way to earn more than the minimum wage is to do work worth more than the minimum wage.

The annoying thing is that people who like free stuff over freedom have so many other countries to choose from. We have just the one.