Dr. Neil is such a national treasure. I don’t know why Obama hasn’t named him the SCIENCE! Czar yet. He has many more deep science solutions than merely making computers unhackable.

• The best way to deal with global warming is to install really good air conditioners.
• The best way to halt deforestation is to make trees unhackable.
• The best way to make sure Frankenfoods are safe is to make sure not to use abnormal brains.
• The best way to stop an Ebola epidemic is to find a cure.
• The best way to increase your life expectancy is to not die.
• The best way to end racism is ethnic cleansing.
• The best way to ensure the cleanliness of our water supply is Palmolive.
• The best way to lose weight is to invent anti-gravity devices.
• The best evidence for the increase of bad weather phenomena due to carbon emissions is the increased incidence of sharknados.
• My Barbie Jeep runs entirely on electricity, why doesn’t Jeep just make a larger model?
• The best way to create the perfect society is eugenics.
• If you are ever in a falling elevator, the best way to survive is to jump just before it hits the ground.
• The best way to remove the stain of Obama’s presidency on the nation is Oxi-Clean.