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For the first time in 6 years, the price of a barrel of crude oil dropped below $50.
Just waiting for Obama to credit it to his policies that kept it above $50 the whole time.
[High Praise! to Springer’s Blog]
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If I had a dollar for every hour I worked I'd be like those kids who make cell phones
— Abby. Yep (@abbycohenwl) January 16, 2015
Narrator- Are you going to be hungry in 8-12 hours?!
[family all together] Crock Pots!
— matt (@shadygrenade) January 16, 2015
the Supreme Court has agreed to hear my mixtape
— lawblob (@lawblob) January 16, 2015
*Planning spontaneous trip. Throws dart at map.
"Ooh Syria. Risky."
*Throws dart again. Lands on Kentucky.
"Syria it is!"
— Fonzie's Evil Twin (@caperbc75) January 17, 2015
Dont give child a choice if there isnt one. We're being polite while Bjork performs for us Not Will u be polite while Bjork performs for us?
— Los Feliz Day Care (@LosFelizDayCare) January 18, 2015
[The Evolution of Getting Punched in the Face] (Viewer #470,102)
NOTE: The face punching thing only lasts to 1:32. Watching the rest of the video is optional at your discretion.
This inappropriate use of James Taylor has the Obama administration going into “Simpsons did it!” territory.
Government is a great choice for anything where you don’t care about price or quality.
The Academy says they would have considered Selma for more nominations if Ryan Gosling played the lead.
A big problem with the Obama presidency is race relations hadn’t advanced far enough for us to properly deal with a terrible black president.
Pretty excited to have an audio version of my novel Superego in the works because then I’ll know at least someone read it. #humblebrag
I don’t want to sound pro-gun control, but I don’t think I could ever trust a cat with a gun.
Those “Don’t Hug Me I’m Scared” videos are more disturbing then any horror movie I’ve ever seen.
The episode in which Homer went to space will be old enough to drink next month. Am I old?
Was thinking of that episode because of the James Taylor thing. I assumed everyone would think of that.
Don’t think we’ll ever get rid of guns until we come up with something better at putting holes in things and people from long distances.
As far as I can figure, it’s embedded in children’s DNA that they love Mickey Mouse.
Spent two days this week working closely with Richard Dreyfuss but I forgot to take one of those selfies so no one will believe me.
He independently brought up sharks at one point. Felt like that would be worth at least two shots in a drinking game.
So is American Sniper going to be the first financially successful Iraq War movie?
I think the only way to improve our government is to open a competing Capitol down the street from the current one.
I wonder what’s going on with President Obama. Is he going to give us an update soon?
But is this football game “0-0 tie in soccer” exciting?
Michael Moore knows how to make an entertaining documentary but doesn’t have a clue how to convince someone who doesn’t already agree.
Of course, that assumes that’s ever his aim.
Michael Moore has made a lot of money for himself. I see no evidence he’s affected change on the issues he’s spoken out on.
The US is considering sending more “advisers” to help the Iraqi army battle ISIS.
All I can say is that I *really* hope “adviser” is the name of a new guided missile.