I didn't give you permission to call me controlling.
— John Lyon (@JohnLyonTweets) January 19, 2015
The first rule of Don't Talk About Us Club is: No fighting.
— Lord Pinky (@HiddenPinky) January 19, 2015
Whenever I see an empty motorcycle sidecar, I pause and say a prayer for what I assume is someone's dead orangutan.
— Jason Miller (@longwall26) January 19, 2015
hi and welcome to hidden chair club. please find your seat
— kyle (@hippieswordfish) January 19, 2015
Taxing tax-free college savings plans to pay for free college is, quite simply, the 8-dimensional Mt Everest of government stupid.
— David Burge (@iowahawkblog) January 20, 2015