Works like this: I feed you Moon Nukers a straight line, and you hit me with a punch line in the comments.
The most popular item at Hillary’s online store …
Works like this: I feed you Moon Nukers a straight line, and you hit me with a punch line in the comments.
The most popular item at Hillary’s online store …
…is the personally autographed industrial degausser.
…the novelty “personal access” cards.
The most popular item at Hillary’s online store …
Ambassadorship to France.
…Midol flavored ribbon hard candy.
…you would think would be the cross-stitched throw pillow, but somehow the throw lamp edged it out.
…is Cankle Candy®.
…the collectible White House Silver.
…slightly used mail servers.
this
…Haitian gold mine stock certificates.
…the blue dress line
Blinders. Makes it easier to support her.
…prepaid cemetery plots.
Provisional Presidential Pardons.
Perpetual Motion Machines.
Free Lunch coupons.
Dates with Bill.
A chance in the “Punch Chelsea in the face” raffle.
…collectable Clinton sniper bullets in little decorative boxes.
…”How We Defeated The Contract With America” memorial plaques.
…2016 ballots already filled out.
…a DIY hard drive destruction kit.
…cheek implants to make you look as if you actually do smile sometimes.
“Third time a charm” 2020 Bumperstickers.
** Autographed Chunks of Chelsea’s Birth Placenta.
** Pens she stole from The WaterGate Committee’s tables
** Audio plus Video retrospectives of Hillary’s Various Attempts at genuine laughter.
** Advance copies of her forthcoming book : ” The World As I Will It.”
…delusion.
or this
Just can’t get enough of these from the Clintons……
And we definitely can’t forget this
Genuine Arkansas hickory-handled broomstick.
…is Hillary-The Game! It features the excitement of Shoots and Ladders (Someone really shoots – look out!) as she uses those ladders to shatter the Glass Ceiling. It’s like Monopoly, only no one loses money or goes to jail. It has the who-done-it feel of Clue (Mustard in the office with an intern, or Scarlett in the park with a revolver?) Join her as she fights that Vast Right Wing Conspiracy, a la Battleship, where only she knows whether a charge is a hit or a miss. Follow her adventures around the globe as she asks “Where in the heck is Benghazi?” Hillary – The Game is endorsed by George Stephanopoulos.
Media softballs
Lots and lots of sock puppets
Con-Cushions
“What Difference Does Zit Make?” concaeler
Mail-order bribes
Fort Marcy Pork
Reset’s pieces
Good Huma ice cream
Stephanopoulutefisk